Ride for a getbigger

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/141187954518?forcerRptr=true&item=141187954518&viewitem=&sspagename=ADME:B:SS:US:3160

I should start by saying that if you are looking for a "Pajama party Barbie Harley" you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of the beast before you, I can offer you two words "MEAT &POTATOES". This is the All American chariot of the free world.

You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Harley son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Sucker Punch Sally.

So if you are looking for a rice burning cruiser, a solar powered liberal mobile,or even a two up wagon keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.

This baby's pulse is pumping 103 S&S motor of uncensored raw fuel through her V-Twin nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine cruiser. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused foot planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can't handle your clutch, or reach the brake pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.

"What if it rains?". . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he's already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

If you are looking for the kind of motorcycle that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so "it can stay nice and clean for bike night" Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of ****. Cause this thing has likes to be ridden hard. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your"sissy sponge glove car wash kit" in the pink bucket it came in.

If you're thinking about Mexican chrome wheels for her, think again. The wheels come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire.

And forget about putting one of those "It's a Harley Thing. . .You wouldn't understand" stickers on this machine cause when you're spotted on this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . . . .real quick.

Do you think you're ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this bobber you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this **** will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked.

1.More chest hair.
2. You're growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You're taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More blowing **** up
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with a boa.
36. Building **** out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen's Club.
41. Snap-on Tools.
42.Key's to the Gentlemen’s club.

43.Welding stuff.
44. Snap-on driver pays you stop at your garage.
45. Huge Piece of meat.

Put your GPS back in your purse.

Sounds good doesn't it?

This bobber has carried me through 14,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie"300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you've worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.

But if you think you're going to get to whip this mule you better pony up American Cash. I'm not selling you this Bike unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don't even think about it.

[funk51]

  this and only this is the preferred ride for any self respecting getbigger      

[Irongrip400]

Must be the guy who sold a Jeep in Texas a few months back.  Dude posted just like that.

[Sophus]