Uh ok . So move it to the floor, couch, washer, lawn, garage, car, office, motel, hotel, cabin, tent, alley, handicap stall.... basically who the fuck cares where.
No. The Victorian style bed just makes her too unattractive. Not only would I NOT hit it, I would tell her to take hike and get the steppin' out of SF1900's life.
of course you wouldnt....what gay man would?
I am not gay! But the Victorian bed just puts it over the top. Who the hell has a bed that looks like a Victorian era bed?
Would smash the living shit out of this bitch, drink her diarrhea, suckle her lactaters whilst she gave birth, and eat her placenta.
I can respect all of those tasks.Its basically an expression of romance.
Well, it is valentines day....The lady needs to be shown a good time.