Mrs BigCyp and her life partner bringing up her son the right way

[Army of One]

Divorced by 50.  You can almost guarantee your wife resents the absolute fuck out of you and looks forward to the day she develops enough courage to leave.  I imagine you must batter her to achieve such subordination.  What self respecting human being, rings their partner to check if it is OK to spend an extra few dollars on groceries.  What a sick twisted relationship, although I don't expect any better from God Botherers.

Ouch, E-Kul skipping past the Banter for a cold blooded character assassination

[BigCyp]

Divorced by 50.  You can almost guarantee your wife resents the absolute fuck out of you and looks forward to the day she develops enough courage to leave.  I imagine you must batter her to achieve such subordination.  What self respecting human being, rings their partner to check if it is OK to spend an extra few dollars on groceries.  What a sick twisted relationship, although I don't expect any better from God Botherers.

Hahaha bitterness.

My wife is very very happy. I actually put aside 1 night in each week just so we get time to sit and TALK, I use these times to ask her frankly how shes feeling, whats bothering here etc how can I help etc? She tells me all the time that she's so happy in our marraige.

Sorry loser.

[Donny]

Hahaha bitterness.

My wife is very very happy. I actually put aside 1 night in each week just so we get time to sit and TALK, I use these times to ask her frankly how shes feeling, whats bothering here etc how can I help etc? She tells me all the time that she's so happy in our marraige.

Sorry loser.

BigCyp, do you think your wife has a Lover? maybe 1 Night a week she "talks" to him.

[BigCyp]

BigCyp, do you think your wife has a Lover? maybe 1 Night a week she "talks" to him.

Impossible Donny, I lock all the doors at 6:30pm and she puts her electronic tag on about half hour later. 

[forillagorilla]

Dude, 1 case means nothing.

But I understand this is GB so people are going to blow things out of proportion.  :-)

Do you have kids? No?? Then shut your cock holster ..

Liberals are such pussies

[BigCyp]

Do you have kids? No?? Then shut your cock holster ..

Liberals are such pussies

Well said.

[Donny]

Impossible Donny, I lock all the doors at 6:30pm and she puts her electronic tag on about half hour later. 

good answer

[Simple Simon]

Hahaha bitterness.

My wife is very very happy. I actually put aside 1 night in each week just so we get time to sit and TALK, I use these times to ask her frankly how shes feeling, whats bothering here etc how can I help etc? She tells me all the time that she's so happy in our marraige.

Sorry loser.

"Get your fucking arse in here its Friday , our weekly sit down chat, come on you lazy twat, sit down there, no not there, thats the dogs chair you fucking moron.
Now, do you have any issues about how our lives are panning out?"

"No"

"What, I cant fucking hear you, speak up, you sound like a fucking mouse"

"I said 'no' my darling"

"Good, now go and get a hundred weight bag of coal from the bunker and light a fire, Im fucking freezing here."
"I do love these little Chats dont you dear?"

[bigmc]

"Get your fucking arse in here its Friday , our weekly sit down chat, come on you lazy twat, sit down there, no not there, thats the dogs chair you fucking moron.
Now, do you have any issues about how our lives are panning out?"

"No"

"What, I cant fucking hear you, speak up, you sound like a fucking mouse"

"I said 'no' my darling"

"Good, now go and get a hundred weight bag of coal from the bunker and light a fire, Im fucking freezing here."
"I do love these little Chats dont you dear?"

sounds like my childhood 

[Irongrip400]

Once all these people pussify their kids, it will only make it that much easier for kids like mine to put them in their places.  Thanks for helping me and mine out, guys.

[BigCyp]

"Get your fucking arse in here its Friday , our weekly sit down chat, come on you lazy twat, sit down there, no not there, thats the dogs chair you fucking moron.
Now, do you have any issues about how our lives are panning out?"

"No"

"What, I cant fucking hear you, speak up, you sound like a fucking mouse"

"I said 'no' my darling"

"Good, now go and get a hundred weight bag of coal from the bunker and light a fire, Im fucking freezing here."
"I do love these little Chats dont you dear?"

You shouldn't let her speak to you like that bro, I know you've got the face of a mug but don't be treated like one.

[Simple Simon]

You shouldn't let her speak to you like that bro, I know you've got the face of a mug but don't be treated like one.

 

[BigCyp]

 

[Shockwave]

Once all these people pussify their kids, it will only make it that much easier for kids like mine to put them in their places.  Thanks for helping me and mine out, guys.

Iike it. Little shock and little irongrip alpha-ing shit up together.

(Watch, my kid will turn out gay because of that line)

[Irongrip400]

Iike it. Little shock and little irongrip alpha-ing shit up together.

(Watch, my kid will turn out gay because of that line)

Haha, yes, my 25lb ten month old will be cornholing kids on the diaper changing station when they refuse to give up their daily rations of puffs, expressing dominance on this sissified populace.  Possibly setting up a faction of the  Toddler Aryan Brotherhood at daycare.  I'll be in touch so that we may link up our youngins' and have chapter meetings of the toddler AB.  (man, that was kind of wrong, I feel bad, lol )

[muscleman-2013]

In Twenty five years this kid...

=

Said as a joke, but ultimately not far from the truth.  These kids WILL BE FUCKED UP CITIZENS.

[Roger Bacon]

Why bring me into this shit? 
 
That article literally symbolises everything I am stand against.

1. It was MY decision to wait until the wedding night to have sex (yes, I did it because I didn't want to be a fornicator).

2. I respect my wife, but every decision in our house has to be run past me, my wife understands this. From bigger decisions (financial/children etc) to our plans for the weekend. She knows that their is a heiraechy of authority in our house. To give you a recent example, she phoned me at work this morning from the supermarket "Babe, i've seen some lamb for such and such, I know you said £60 for this week on food but can I......xyz" - Sure honey no problem thanks for calling me .

3. As for the fucking tutu, words escape me. I had a massive row with my mother in law, because she bought my 3 year old boy a fucking toy hoover for christmas. I told her that it isn't happening and she needs to take it back and exchange it for a light saber/scooter or something. As always, I get my own way.

Explanation MELTDOWN, now fuck off you skinny little paki

You're a good man!!

 

[Kim Jong Bob]

Hahaha bitterness.

My wife is very very happy. I actually put aside 1 night in each week just so we get time to sit and TALK, I use these times to ask her frankly how shes feeling, whats bothering here etc how can I help etc? She tells me all the time that she's so happy in our marraige.

Sorry loser.

of course she is happy but thats not because you are a good boyfriend but cause you are hanged like a horse you big cocked guy