Author Topic: United Airlines sucks !!! (Read 2167 times)

gmflex · « **on:** February 16, 2014, 09:18:54 AM »

Stuck in Houston till Monday morning
Stupid people working the customer service desk..
Was supposed to be home by Saturday afternoon..

Anything good to do in Houston??

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2014, 09:26:46 AM »

I used to be a frequent flyer and I can tell you from experience that ALL airlines suck!

Flying is pure torture.

Even the female flight attendant eye candy is gone. They used to look like models in the 80's and 90's, but now they're old battle axes. The average age of a female flight attendant is 50-60 years old.

Just be happy you don't have to fly all the time.

gmflex · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2014, 10:54:15 AM »

It just sucks
Had a great time in L.A...
And now this shit..
Saw a shit load of people sleeping at the airport.. cheap asses..
I got myself a hotel and a rent car...
I'm filing a claim with my credit card company

hrspwr1 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:03:57 AM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on February 16, 2014, 09:26:46 AM

Flying is pure torture.

Even the female flight attendant eye candy is gone. They used to look like models in the 80's and 90's, but now they're old battle axes.

QFT, I have noticed that as well, not only are they old hags they act like a bunch of bitches that hate their careers. Fukn sky waitresses.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:06:29 AM »

Worst Airline ever.

Princess L · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:21:08 AM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on February 16, 2014, 09:26:46 AM

I used to be a frequent flyer and I can tell you from experience that ALL airlines suck!

Flying is pure torture.

Just be happy you don't have to fly all the time.

Yea, they all pretty much suck these days. Midwest Express used to be the "best care in the air". They were awesome. 2 across leather seating, real food served on real china, wine, warm chocolate chip cookies. All complimentary and not really any more $$$ than others. But alas

they're gone. Bastards sold out and merged with Frontier. Southwest isn't too bad. At least they don't gouge you on bag fees.

TEH boob · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2014, 03:22:25 PM »

Museum of Fine Arts Houston has a good impressionist gallery...if you care about those at all.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2014, 03:26:55 PM »

Quote from: gmflex on February 16, 2014, 09:18:54 AM

Stuck in Houston till Monday morning
Stupid people working the customer service desk..
Was supposed to be home by Saturday afternoon..

Anything good to do in Houston??

Only steers and queers go to Texas, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

Shockwave · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2014, 03:29:27 PM »

Lots of cool shit to do in Houston. Which airport are you at? Houston is so fucking big it can take 1.5 hours to go from Bush to the other side of the city depending on the time of day.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2014, 03:35:05 PM »

I'd go over to the People's Republic of Austin and catch some live music.

TEH boob · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2014, 03:38:52 PM »

Quote from: Shockwave on February 16, 2014, 03:29:27 PM

Lots of cool shit to do in Houston. Which airport are you at? Houston is so fucking big it can take 1.5 hours to go from Bush to the other side of the city depending on the time of day.

Yeah, back with the hysteria of "that boy Obama, he gon take all our guns away," traffic was ridiculous. The gun show clogged up everything. If you had guns or ammo that you didn't want, you could make a huuuge profit at that time

Novena · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2014, 03:57:14 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 03:22:25 PM

Museum of Fine Arts Houston has a good impressionist gallery...if you care about those at all.

HSO had Emanuel Ax play the Bach's Piano Concerto in D minor. Too bad you missed it, I was there, It was awesome.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2014, 03:59:34 PM »

Quote from: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 03:38:52 PM

Yeah, back with the hysteria of "that boy Obama, he gon take all our guns away," traffic was ridiculous. The gun show clogged up everything. If you had guns or ammo that you didn't want, you could make a huuuge profit at that time

Good to know people still care though, too many idiots are ready to hand their guns over.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2014, 05:07:47 PM »

All classy-slim pussy crews in 5* airlines: Singapore Air,Etihad,ANA,Asiana,Emirates,Malaysia,Qatar,.........
United is 2-3* airline , use to be great to 90's

Always check airlines rankings.

gmflex · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2014, 09:40:24 PM »

Quote from: Shockwave on February 16, 2014, 03:29:27 PM

Lots of cool shit to do in Houston. Which airport are you at? Houston is so fucking big it can take 1.5 hours to go from Bush to the other side of the city depending on the time of day.

George Bush

G_Thang · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2014, 11:43:12 PM »

Quote from: gmflex on February 16, 2014, 10:54:15 AM

It just sucks
Had a great time in L.A...
And now this shit..
Saw a shit load of people sleeping at the airport.. cheap asses..
I got myself a hotel and a rent car...
I'm filing a claim with my credit card company

I guarantee you can find more in Houston during your layover than FUCKING DENVER!

gmflex · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2014, 06:57:30 PM »

I finally got home..

Found a strip club called jaguar's ..
Very nice south American women eager to earn those $20

tonymctones · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2014, 07:03:20 PM »

LOL wish I had seen this earlier, you were on a pretty shitty part of town but a short ride would have put you at the woodlands which is pretty nice and has plenty of bars and good looking rich women.

Shockwave · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2014, 07:27:59 PM »

Quote from: gmflex on February 17, 2014, 06:57:30 PM

I finally got home..

Found a strip club called jaguar's ..
Very nice south American women eager to earn those $20

Ha, I know where thats at.

gmflex · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2014, 04:22:46 AM »

Quote from: tonymctones on February 17, 2014, 07:03:20 PM

LOL wish I had seen this earlier, you were on a pretty shitty part of town but a short ride would have put you at the woodlands which is pretty nice and has plenty of bars and good looking rich women.

That explains Greens point mall.. what a hell hole.. $:-\$

tonymctones · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2014, 04:53:30 AM »

Quote from: gmflex on February 19, 2014, 04:22:46 AM

That explains Greens point mall.. what a hell hole.. $:-\$

Hahah yea some ppl refer to it as gunspoint mall here, like I said not the best part of town.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2014, 05:48:14 AM »

I wish North Korean Airlines flew here they have the best Airlines.