I almost launched an "all-out" tricep assault on somebody!
The would-be victim: a female (nobody is safe!) that works at a gas station.
The scenario: I went inside and pre-paid for my gasoline. I walked out to my car... BUT as I attempted to pump the gas, no gasoline came out of the pump. I tried and tried. The girl never turned on my pump!
I was about to walk back inside and "strike" a freaky side-tri shot in her face.....
Just then; she turned on my pump and I fueled my tank. Close call.