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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #100 on: February 17, 2014, 01:49:10 PM »
A more pertinent question would be:  Why the fuck didn't his family and friends call 911 the moment he went unconscious?  Anyone at his side should be charged with involuntary manslaughter.   ???
They came for him, even to his house again.  He sent them away, citing god`s protection.

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #101 on: February 17, 2014, 01:55:22 PM »
They came for him, even to his house again.  He sent them away, citing god`s protection.
One could say "God gave snakes venom for protection from stupid animals (humans)."

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #102 on: February 17, 2014, 02:00:07 PM »
How does a Copperhead or rattler bite kill a healthy adult? Their venom isn't normally deadly.

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #103 on: February 17, 2014, 02:01:11 PM »
How does a Copperhead or rattler bite kill a healthy adult? Their venom isn't normally deadly.

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #104 on: February 17, 2014, 02:02:21 PM »
How does a Copperhead or rattler bite kill a healthy adult? Their venom isn't normally deadly.
could be the reaction to it...we are assuming that the person is healthy. And could be the amount. Any number of things...

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #105 on: February 17, 2014, 02:04:31 PM »
At least I have posted pictures.  god hasn`t posted shit. 

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #107 on: February 17, 2014, 02:04:59 PM »
They came for him, even to his house again.  He sent them away, citing god`s protection.

Who came for him?   ???

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #108 on: February 17, 2014, 02:05:32 PM »
At least I have posted pictures.  god hasn`t posted shit. 

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #109 on: February 17, 2014, 02:06:11 PM »
Remember what I said about liberals and atheists being the most miserable people on the planet? This post proves it. But to answer your question. Dude was an idiot.

The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #110 on: February 17, 2014, 02:06:22 PM »
Who came for him?   ???
Paramedics.  He sent them away.  Imagine the conversation they had in the ambulance on the way back. ROFLMAO!

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #111 on: February 17, 2014, 02:08:03 PM »
The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades

Ha! Good ol' Karl.

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #112 on: February 17, 2014, 02:09:47 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!

According to Kentucky.com, the paramedics were called to the church at approximately 8:30 p.m. Saturday to check on reports of a snake bite. On learning that he had left the church, the ambulance crew and firefighters went to Coots' home and warned him of the danger of not seeking medical help. Police said he declined the assistance and the paramedics left his home at 9:10 p.m.

Less than an hour later authorities received a call that Coots had died and he was pronounced dead in his home. Coots was reportedly bitten on his right hand.

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #113 on: February 17, 2014, 02:10:26 PM »
And then there is this:


In August 1995, however, Melinda Brown, 28, of Parrotsville, Tenn., died after she was bitten by a large rattlesnake at Coots' church. Police considered charging Coots with violating Kentucky's law against handling snakes in church. A judge, however, ruled that he shouldn't be prosecuted for practicing his faith.

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #114 on: February 17, 2014, 02:11:16 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!

According to Kentucky.com, the paramedics were called to the church at approximately 8:30 p.m. Saturday to check on reports of a snake bite. On learning that he had left the church, the ambulance crew and firefighters went to Coots' home and warned him of the danger of not seeking medical help. Police said he declined the assistance and the paramedics left his home at 9:10 p.m.

Less than an hour later authorities received a call that Coots had died and he was pronounced dead in his home. Coots was reportedly bitten on his right hand.

His faith probably wasn't strong enough.

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #115 on: February 17, 2014, 02:11:21 PM »
Paramedics.  He sent them away.  Imagine the conversation they had in the ambulance on the way back. ROFLMAO!

In that case, fuck him.  No anti venom or CPR for you!   :D

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #116 on: February 17, 2014, 03:10:43 PM »
The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades
The lord also didn't make allowances for straight couples who can't have children. I don't think invitro fertilization ever crossed the mind of anyone at the time. The Bible is certainly an important historical document, but it's riddled with flaws and human prejudice.

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #120 on: February 17, 2014, 03:28:42 PM »
that is a shame. at least he is in heaven now looking down upon us

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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
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Re: Why didn`t god save this extremely religious moron?
« Reply #124 on: February 17, 2014, 03:43:09 PM »


You're an ignorant rube who needs to read more....you know nothing of Jefferson

1816 January 9.  (Jefferson to Charles Thomson).  "I too have made a wee little book, from the same materials, which I call the Philosophy of Jesus. it is a paradigma of his doctrines, made by cutting the texts out of the book, and arranging them on the pages of a blank book, in a certain order of time or subject. a more beautiful or precious morsel of ethics I have never seen. it is a document in proof that I am a real Christian, that is to say, a disciple of the doctrines of Jesus, very different from the Platonists, who call me infidel, and themselves Christians and preachers of the gospel, while they draw all their characteristic dogmas from what it’s Author never said nor saw. they have compounded from the heathen mysteries a system beyond the comprehension of man, of which the great reformer of the vicious ethics and deism of the Jews, were he to return on earth, would not recognise one feature. if I had time I would add to my little book the Greek, Latin and French texts, in columns side by side, and I wish I could subjoin a translation of Gassendi’s Syntagma of the doctrines of Epicurus, which, notwithstanding the calumnies of the Stoics, and caricatures of Cicero, is the most rational system remaining of the philosophy of the ancients, as frugal of vicious indulgence, and fruitful of virtue as the hyperbolical extravagancies of his rival sects."