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I'm a machine in Chicago
« on: February 18, 2014, 09:08:25 PM »

  • 8hr flight to snow ridden O'Hare. CHECK.
  • 3hrs of sleep for the last 3 days. CHECK.
  • 12hrs/day crunching "discussion sessions" with midwest debilitating douches on shit that isn't technologically possible and  2 years away (yet too cornfed stoopid to know). CHEck.
  • 3lb of daily taco bell "I don't know what the fuck this is but fuck it". CHeCK
  • 45min cardio run in the snow, scorching your lungs with cold fucking air. cHECK
  • Being a fucking Goliath Machine of Peace, Tchez.

Challenging an ambulance operator who spreads false shit rumors online to hurt people....  while charging $330/hr as day job  ;D?

Priceless.... and ironic.


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Re: I'm a machine.
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 09:11:18 PM »
  • 8hr flight to snow ridden O'Hare. CHECK.
  • 3hrs of sleep for the last 3 days. CHECK.
  • 12hrs/day crunching "discussion sessions" with midwest debilitating douches on shit that isn't technologically possible and  2 years away (yet too cornfed stoopid to know). CHEck.
  • 3lb of daily taco bell "I don't know what the fuck this is but fuck it". CHeCK
  • 45min cardio run in the snow, scorching your lungs with cold fucking air. cHECK
  • Being a fucking Goliath Machine of Peace, Tchez.

Challenging an ambulance operator who spreads false shit rumors online to hurt people....  while charging $330/hr as day job  ;D?

Priceless.... and ironic.



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Re: I'm a machine.
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 09:16:10 PM »
My first thought when I see images like that is how poor female hygiene must have been in the old days. I'd rather eat week old sushi.
Sadly, it isn't always better today. Some women know they stink, but they just don't care. They assume all guys will want to eat it regardless.  :-X

But back then, with the pubes and long clothing all day. Ew. Though I assume most men didn't generally eat pussy in that era, either.

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Re: I'm a machine.
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2014, 09:19:05 PM »
My first thought when I see images like that is how poor female hygiene must have been in the old days. I'd rather eat week old sushi.

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Re: I'm a machine.
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2014, 09:26:27 PM »
Sadly, it isn't always better today. Some women know they stink, but they just don't care. They assume all guys will want to eat it regardless.  :-X

But back then, with the pubes and long clothing all day. Ew. Though I assume most men didn't generally eat pussy in that era, either.

Scary... lol

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Re: I'm a machine.
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2014, 09:34:05 PM »
Scary... lol

Superficiality is a pleasure inhibitor. Ride the wave brothers. You have the goods but miss the channel.

Say "Je t'aime"... making love isn't physical. It's a poetry of metaphysical words. Je vais et je viens.. entre ses reins... et je te rejoins.

L'amour est sans issues.

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Re: I'm a machine.
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2014, 09:48:46 PM »
Is this Alice again

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Re: I'm a machine.
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2014, 10:03:15 PM »
Is this Alice again

lol.... je t'aime aussi.


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Re: I'm a machine.
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2014, 10:09:40 PM »
Is this Wilt Chamberlain

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2014, 10:41:25 PM »
This guy is way too brilliant for Alex.  It's someone else doing a deliberate Alex imitation and he's doing it well.  Alex couldn't even pull this off.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2014, 10:43:47 PM »
Alex is an extremely intelligent individual.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2014, 10:46:10 PM »
Alex is an extremely intelligent individual.

Stout, too.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2014, 06:04:59 PM »
no show. very disappointed.

 C'est la vie.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2014, 06:35:00 PM »
Alex is an extremely intelligent individual.

x100.

Alex is a good dude though and extremely smart and successful.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2014, 06:49:32 PM »
x100.

Alex is a good dude though and extremely smart and successful.

I think UnPrepuceDePlusDansMaBou che made the right choice to cry to Ronald and get him banned for good. Get big is now a better place without him.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2014, 09:44:49 PM »

What are you doing, road shows?
I asked him that too. Answer is still pending.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2014, 09:59:06 PM »

What are you doing, road shows?

You call 'em that. I validate inventors inventions and concepts.

Sometimes it's heartbreaking but someone has to do it.

L'Invention du Quotidien.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2014, 10:13:50 PM »
It's basically a PH imbalance caused by lack of internal cleaning that causes it. A vagina's a moist orifice with no ventilation to speak of. It basically accumulates piss and mucus discharge on a daily basis. If it isn't rinsed out regularly, it ends up like a homeless guy's foreskin in the summer. And yes, those nasty slores know about it. They just don't give a shit.

I've met maybe 3 that fit that category. And all three told me they didn't believe in washing between their legs because the vagina "cleans itself."

That was the last time we ever talked. Other women couldn't believe their ears when I told them about that explanation. It's the equivalent of never cleaning your asshole.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2014, 10:15:45 PM »
But that's a cool AVATAR under VLR's name. I think OneMoreRep deleted it when I posted the full-sized version.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2014, 10:34:07 PM »
It's basically a PH imbalance caused by lack of internal cleaning that causes it. A vagina's a moist orifice with no ventilation to speak of. It basically accumulates piss and mucus discharge on a daily basis. If it isn't rinsed out regularly, it ends up like a homeless guy's foreskin in the summer. And yes, those nasty slores know about it. They just don't give a shit.

I've met maybe 3 that fit that category. And all three told me they didn't believe in washing between their legs because the vagina "cleans itself."

That was the last time we ever talked. Other women couldn't believe their ears when I told them about that explanation. It's the equivalent of never cleaning your asshole.

Are you talking about douching? Pretty sure that's bad for you

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2014, 10:37:13 PM »
Are you talking about douching? Pretty sure that's bad for you
Let me explain the difference between douching and cleaning.

Douching can involve soap, or any other chemical substance that is normally used to clean external living tissue, i.e. skin.

Cleaning is as simple as directing a shower hose towards the inside of your vagina. I was seeing someone last year who had a snake-like hose that could be attached to a shower nozzle and hung about knee-length, which she used for that very purpose. Never had an infection or any other problem and her hygiene was excellent.

The idea that cleaning your vagina is in any way unhealthy is like saying cleaning your mouth or your rectum is. Complete myth. And for guys who might be unfortunate enough to find themselves within breathing distance of something as moist and fluid-producing as a woman's genitalia, I sure as hell hope most women don't believe in it.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2014, 10:47:11 PM »
Let me explain the difference between douching and cleaning.

Douching can involve soap, or any other chemical substance that is normally used to clean external living tissue, i.e. skin.

Cleaning is as simple as directing a shower hose towards the inside of your vagina. I was seeing someone last year who had a snake-like hose that could be attached to a shower nozzle and hung about knee-length, which she used for that very purpose. Never had an infection or any other problem and her hygiene was excellent.

The idea that cleaning your vagina is in any way unhealthy is like saying cleaning your mouth or your rectum is. Complete myth. And for guys who might be unfortunate enough to find themselves within breathing distance of something as moist and fluid-producing as a woman's genitalia, I sure as hell hope most women don't believe in it.

TEH boob is correct here. Risks outweigh the few rewards.

http://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginal-douching-helpful-or-harmful

http://womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/douching.html

In the final analysis...don't douche.
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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2014, 10:48:30 PM »
TEH boob is correct here. Risks outweigh the few rewards.

http://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginal-douching-helpful-or-harmful

http://womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/douching.html

In the final analysis...don't douche.
Not buying it. Every woman I know who cleans herself
a) smells good
b) doesn't have infections

Every woman that doesn't
1) smells like a possum crawled up her flesh basket and decomposed overnight
2) is dirty as hell and should stay the F away from me and other men in general because she's a nasty, nasty bitch

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2014, 10:48:42 PM »
One more thing, world's population is BOOMING, stinky pussy and all.



PS
dick and balls can get quite funky too my friend

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2014, 10:50:07 PM »
Not buying it. Every woman I know who cleans herself
a) smells good
b) doesn't have infections

Every woman that doesn't
1) smells like a possum crawled up her flesh basket and decomposed overnight
2) is dirty as hell and should stay the F away from me and other men in general because she's a nasty nasty bitch

 :D

ahh I see, looking to troll
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