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calfzilla

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New movie idea for Getbig
« on: February 18, 2014, 09:29:14 PM »
With the new movie "Her" out about a man who falls in love with an operating system. What about a movie about someone who falls in love with an Internet forum and spends every waking moment online and cuts off their real life entirely.

I'm thinking getbig and someone like shitso could be cast as the main character. So shizzo ready to be a Hollywood star?

I think I would have Roger Bacon write the screenplay.
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Re: New movie idea
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 09:31:47 PM »
Schizzo would be played by Jack Black. The studio execs don't trust the rabble to bring in the box office returns they need. They'll buy your script but not your crappy wannabe actors.

But the idea has potential. Only problem is, message boards are 2001. This one is a dinosaur that refuses to go away quietly. It would need to be a love of his Facebook wall and associated updates/friends/drama/etc. Or the woman he's been stalking on it for years.
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Re: New movie idea
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 09:34:43 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 18, 2014, 09:29:14 PM
With the new movie "Her" out about a man who falls in love with an operating system. What about a movie about someone who falls in love with an Internet forum and spends every waking moment online and cuts off their real life entirely.

I'm thinking getbig and someone like shitso could be cast as the main character. So shizzo ready to be a Hollywood star?

I think I would have Roger Bacon write the screenplay.
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Re: New movie idea
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2014, 09:40:27 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on February 18, 2014, 09:34:43 PM
Yes!  I can be the villain!

Ah yes, I can see the villain as the person who calls out the character and confronts him about posting 24/7; which eventually sends him over the edge!  :o
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Re: New movie idea
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2014, 10:11:44 PM »
I want to be the guy who walks away slow mo from an explosion without looking back and then puts on his sunglasses.
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2014, 10:32:17 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 18, 2014, 09:29:14 PM
With the new movie "Her" out about a man who falls in love with an operating system. What about a movie about someone who falls in love with an Internet forum and spends every waking moment online and cuts off their real life entirely.

I'm thinking getbig and someone like shitso could be cast as the main character. So shizzo ready to be a Hollywood star?

I think I would have Roger Bacon write the screenplay.

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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2014, 10:44:08 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 18, 2014, 09:29:14 PM
With the new movie "Her" out about a man who falls in love with an operating system. What about a movie about someone who falls in love with an Internet forum and spends every waking moment online and cuts off their real life entirely.

I'm thinking getbig and someone like shitso could be cast as the main character. So shizzo ready to be a Hollywood star?

I think I would have Roger Bacon write the screenplay.


Danny Devito could play shitzo.
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2014, 02:22:51 AM »
Meryl Streep could play Booty

Jada Pinky Smithers as Lobsah

Kaley Spelling as BikiniSlut

Dwayne "The Shizz" Johnson could play Shizzo

Donald Sutherland could play True Adonis

Richard Simmons could play ChopperRider

George Michael could play OMR

Michael Berryman could play Chaos

Bob Paris could play G4It

Morgan Fishburne / Laurence Jackson Jr / Samuel L Freeman etc could play Wiggs / DeShaun / Roosevelt Dunn etc

Marty Forkwater as himself

Armand Assante as Galeniko

Joan Rivers as DJ181

Scott Szopinski as Mensa Bob

Paul Wall / Robin Thicke / Justin Chambers as Abalonic Halo

Adrien Brody as Big Ach

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro as Flinstones1

Telly Savalas as CalvinH

Genuwine as G_Thang

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King Shizzo

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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2014, 02:30:24 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 18, 2014, 09:29:14 PM
With the new movie "Her" out about a man who falls in love with an operating system. What about a movie about someone who falls in love with an Internet forum and spends every waking moment online and cuts off their real life entirely.

I'm thinking getbig and someone like shitso could be cast as the main character. So shizzo ready to be a Hollywood star?

I think I would have Roger Bacon write the screenplay.
This has potential. I would change the script around though. It is Getbig who actually hangs on my every word. It is a mutual attraction. Although I never go down on Getbig.
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2014, 02:54:47 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on February 19, 2014, 02:22:51 AM
Meryl Streep could play Booty

Jada Pinky Smithers as Lobsah

Tori Spelling as BikiniSlut

Dwayne "The Shizz" Johnson could play Shizzo

Donald Sutherland could play True Adonis

Richard Simmons could play ChopperRider

George Michael could play OMR

Michael Berryman could play Chaos

Bob Paris could play G4It

Morgan Fishburne / Laurence Jackson Jr / Samuel L Freeman etc could play Wiggs / DeShaun / Roosevelt Dunn etc

Marty Forkwater as himself

Armand Assante as Galeniko

Joan Rivers as DJ181

Scott Szopinski as Mensa Bob

Paul Wall / Robin Thicke / Justin Chambers as Abalonic Halo

Adrien Brody as Big Ach

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro as Flinstones1

Telly Savalas as CalvinH



ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2014, 03:01:51 AM »
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2014, 03:03:40 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on February 19, 2014, 02:22:51 AM
Meryl Streep could play Booty

Jada Pinky Smithers as Lobsah

Tori Spelling as BikiniSlut

Dwayne "The Shizz" Johnson could play Shizzo

Donald Sutherland could play True Adonis

Richard Simmons could play ChopperRider

George Michael could play OMR

Michael Berryman could play Chaos

Bob Paris could play G4It

Morgan Fishburne / Laurence Jackson Jr / Samuel L Freeman etc could play Wiggs / DeShaun / Roosevelt Dunn etc

Marty Forkwater as himself

Armand Assante as Galeniko

Joan Rivers as DJ181

Scott Szopinski as Mensa Bob

Paul Wall / Robin Thicke / Justin Chambers as Abalonic Halo

Adrien Brody as Big Ach

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro as Flinstones1

Telly Savalas as CalvinH


I love you Kwon.
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2014, 03:05:46 AM »
Joan Rivers as DJ181

phenomenal  ;D
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2014, 03:06:11 AM »
I'm proud to say I AM prettier than Tori Spelling.  :)

So pick someone else to play me.

Pick the girl from the Big Bang theory. I look like her less pretty cousin. Tory Spelling looks like her ugly cousin.
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2014, 03:13:05 AM »
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2014, 03:13:21 AM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on February 19, 2014, 03:06:11 AM
Pick the girl from the Big Bang theory. I look like her less pretty cousin. Tory Spelling looks like her ugly cousin.

Kaley Cuoco? This requires Proof.
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2014, 03:15:07 AM »
List updated with Genuwine_Thang
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2014, 03:18:01 AM »
Brad Pitt will be playing the role of Ron Avidan.
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Re: New movie idea for Getbig
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2014, 03:20:39 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on February 19, 2014, 03:13:21 AM
Kaley Cuoco? This requires Proof.
x2. Only a vagina sign pic will suffice.
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