*gets on the phone*
Nike International Sales desk: "Hello, how may I help you?"
Phil: Yeah...this is the Gift.
Receptionist: Excuse me?
Phil: I mean, you know. Phil Heath. From bodybuilding. Mr. Olympia.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, sir. Who are you trying to contact?
Phil: Your sales guys. I have an idea I want to pitch to them. About increasing sales of their latest line of sneakers and a marketing campaign I thought up involving using social media and stuff like that to get my fans to buy Nike shoes.
Receptionist: That is Mr. Davis's department. Do you have an appointment to talk to him?
Phil: No... I was kinda hoping you could set it up for me.
Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, you'll have to go through his secretary.
Phil: Yeah oh. Ok. Can you put me through?
Receptionist: Yes, hold on.
*waits for 4 rings*
standard voicemail greeting kicks in
Phil: Uh...yeah this is the Gift. I mean Phil Heath. Of bodybuilding. I have an idea I'd really like you guys to hear me out on. I'm going to talk about your shoes on Twitter, wear t-shirts with your stuff, and wear your sneakers to make them sell more when I guestpose. Can you call me back? xxx-xxx-xxxx
thanks bye
*2 minutes later*
"Hey babe? I got some bomb news. Just talked to Nike, they want to sign me up for a sponsorship. Is that treal or what? Give me props babe."
