Author Topic: Liam Neeson would have been popular had he donned a thong for the stage (Read 16118 times)

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2014, 04:50:38 PM »

He has a fluffer especially for this scene. Kept him large in a semi-flaccid state.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2014, 04:53:35 PM »

Three legs?

TEMPER · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2014, 06:35:05 PM »

I was listening to one of the morning radio shows one time and they had on the "Sex and the City" lady the blonde cougar type one Kim Cattrall.

Well Kim Cattrall said she dated Nissan and quote "he had a thing like an Evian water bottle." So..

TrueGrit · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2014, 06:37:11 PM »

Dated Nissan? Usually those little yellow fellas got fun size at best!

Knooger · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2014, 06:42:57 PM »

Spectacular penis, would not sit on.

TEMPER · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2014, 06:44:45 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on February 19, 2014, 06:37:11 PM

Dated Nissan? Usually those little yellow fellas got fun size at best!

Standard Nissan...

Liam Nissan...

sagittal chest · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2014, 06:57:23 PM »

Willem Dafoe is also supposedly so well endowed that the director of "Antichrist" insisted they use a fake penis for the nude scene because his real penis "freaked everyone out" LOL

Schnauzer · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:01:26 PM »

Schindler's Cock

Knooger · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:02:47 PM »

Quote from: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 06:57:23 PM

Willem Dafoe is also supposedly so well endowed that the director of "Antichrist" insisted they use a fake penis for the nude scene because his real penis "freaked everyone out" LOL

evandatp · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:33:04 PM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on February 19, 2014, 04:50:38 PM

He has a fluffer especially for this scene. Kept him large in a semi-flaccid state.

Just start your 'Penis Don' thread already; you've shown your expertise.

sagittal chest · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2014, 07:47:10 PM »

Quote from: Knooger on February 19, 2014, 07:02:47 PM

Great find!

POB · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2014, 08:34:09 PM »

Quote from: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 07:47:10 PM

Great find!

Lol, how does one come across a swinging dong in the rain?

sagittal chest · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2014, 08:36:27 PM »

Quote from: POB on February 19, 2014, 08:34:09 PM

Lol, how does one come across a swinging dong in the rain?

I don't know. How does someone come across this?

http://vimeo.com/m/49333930

"Cocaine is a helluva drug"

Desolate · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:45:09 AM »

Liam is rumored to have a 12" dong when erect.

Pretty much confirmed by Julia Roberts and Barbra Streisand. Streisand supposedly went on and on about it to anyone who would listen.

BAST · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:58:21 AM »

guy is so confident with his cock that he thinks nothing of urinating himself in public.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/teenrofltoo/liam-neeson-peed-his-pants-40vx

Desolate · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2014, 01:09:16 AM »

Seems to have a leaky bladder like Tony Siragusa.

Needs some...

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2014, 01:18:14 AM »

Quote from: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 06:57:23 PM

Willem Dafoe is also supposedly so well endowed that the director of "Antichrist" insisted they use a fake penis for the nude scene because his real penis "freaked everyone out" LOL

King Shizzo · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2014, 01:26:01 AM »

Liam Neeson can piss his pants all he wants. The dude is an in-demand action star at like 70.

His movies are fucking good too.

Dr.J · « **Reply #19 on:** February 20, 2014, 04:08:36 AM »

Impresive

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #20 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:05:34 AM »

Quote from: Desolate on February 20, 2014, 12:45:09 AM

Liam is rumored to have a 12" dong when erect.

Pretty much confirmed by Julia Roberts and Barbra Streisand. Streisand supposedly went on and on about it to anyone who would listen.

If you told women your dick is 12", they'd all believe it.

Most women do not know how big/small an inch is.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #21 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:10:37 AM »

Tyson apparently has a 14 incher according to Robin Givens

StreetSoldier4U · « **Reply #22 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:11:21 AM »

Quote from: Baby Shizzo on February 20, 2014, 01:26:01 AM

Liam Neeson can piss his pants all he wants. The dude is an in-demand action star at like 70.

His movies are fucking good too.

I was just thinking that the other day. A commercial for his new movie was on tv and it occurred to me that he is having a resurgence in his acting career in the unlikeliest of genre, action films.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:17:41 AM »

Quote from: TEMPER on February 19, 2014, 06:35:05 PM

I was listening to one of the morning radio shows one time and they had on the "Sex and the City" lady the blonde cougar type one Kim Cattrall.

Well Kim Cattrall said she dated Nissan and quote "he had a thing like an Evian water bottle." So..

Did she date Masujiro Hashimoto or Meitaro Takeuchi?

Which one of the Nissan-founders was it?

Or maybe the whole crew?

Desolate · « **Reply #24 on:** February 20, 2014, 06:21:59 AM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on February 20, 2014, 05:05:34 AM

If you told women your dick is 12", they'd all believe it.

Most women do not know how big/small an inch is.

Google the words "Liam Neeson's penis" and you'll see.