Two things come to mind instantly when looking at the first picture.
1) Fuck look at that forearm!
2) Fuck he is SHORT, I mean that's got to be a medical condition, I'm sure he'd get a certificate of disability here in my country. I feel sorry for the guy, always seems like a humble and nice guy, talked to him once at an expo for about 10 minutes and he was really cool and not that stupid unlike quite a few other pros I've talked to... sometimes it really hurts to talk to some of them since they are so dumb and annoying.