Author Topic: Getbig is just like prison.  (Read 4008 times)

MikMaq

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Getbig is just like prison.
« on: February 21, 2014, 03:16:02 PM »
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2014, 03:19:24 PM »
Tossing the salad, you didn't mention tossing the salad.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2014, 03:21:36 PM »
Allies? Enemies? Da fuck?

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 03:22:20 PM »
Allies? Enemies? Da fuck?

OP's enemy right here.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2014, 03:24:21 PM »
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2014, 03:24:31 PM »
I'm the guy that was wrongfully convicted and I'm just making the best of my time while I'm stuck in this shithole.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2014, 03:25:09 PM »
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

Starting to look like the OP only has enemies.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2014, 03:25:43 PM »
I'm that guy in the shower staring at the floor to avoid eye contact while simultaneously keeping his butthole tight.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2014, 03:27:35 PM »
I'm that guy in the shower staring at the floor to avoid eye contact while simultaneously keeping his butthole tight.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2014, 03:28:25 PM »
I'm that guy in the shower staring at the floor to avoid eye contact while simultaneously keeping his butthole tight.

Those guys make for the best fucking.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2014, 03:43:54 PM »
and the occasional 'cell warriors' who talk tough when their cell is locked and nobody can get to them, but when it's time to hit the rec-yard, or somebody calls their bluff, they go running to the C.O. and ask for P.C. and debrief as quick as they can.

and like in prison, you'd better be everything you say you are and better have done everything you say you've done, because people will absolutely find out, and then when you lose that respect, it's gone forever.

oh, and 'confidential informant's' are never 'confidential'... ever. your name is always in somebody's paperwork (or PM's). always.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2014, 03:45:39 PM »
and the occasional 'cell warriors' who talk tough when their cell is locked and nobody can get to them, but when it's time to hit the rec-yard, or somebody calls their bluff, they go running to the C.O. and ask for P.C. and debrief as quick as they can.

and like in prison, you'd better be everything you say you are and better have done everything you say you've done, because people will absolutely find out, and then when you lose that respect, it's gone forever.

oh, and 'confidential informant's' are never 'confidential'... ever. your name is always in somebody's paperwork (or PM's). always.
Got a question.

Since prisons in the US seems to largely grouped on racial grounds
is it possible to be white, for instance
and avoid other white inmates
i.e. decline their offers to join their table, hang out with them in the yard
and generally mind your own business

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2014, 03:48:55 PM »
Wonder how Tbombz is doing in jail?

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2014, 03:50:30 PM »
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.

You're the shittiest poster ever on getbig.

I'd take ten Shizzos and Uncle Juniors over you.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2014, 03:51:11 PM »
You're the shittiest poster ever on getbig ever.

I'd take ten Shizzos and Uncle Juniors over you.
Whoa, let's not go that far.
You're forgetting the other 5 guys who qualify for that title.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2014, 03:53:13 PM »
Except in prison, if you tried to start a group of "arm dons or leg dons", you'd be thrown in with the sisters.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2014, 03:56:38 PM »
I'd bet there would be a lot less skinny old fools running their cockcatchers.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2014, 03:57:36 PM »
Except in prison, if you tried to start a group of "arm dons or leg dons", you'd be thrown in with the sisters.

You'd look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2014, 04:04:52 PM »
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.
this bitch would not last a day in the thunderdome of 2003/2009 getbig
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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2014, 04:05:36 PM »
I'm that guy in the shower staring at the floor to avoid eye contact while simultaneously keeping his butthole tight.

And I am that guy who walks over to you drop the soap and tell you to bend over and pick it up with a piss off look on my face.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2014, 04:08:58 PM »
this bitch would not last a day in the thunderdome of 2003/2009 getbig
Lol I've been here since 2006 you stupid fuck. I got nearly 10000 posts between lungren and lundgren. You fools better start giving the respect. I may not have many allies but I can take a hit.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2014, 04:09:26 PM »
You'd look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth

What's that have to do with mouse farts

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2014, 04:13:00 PM »
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.

Never been to prison, so I wouldn't really know. My allies are the folks who treat me respectfully, just as I do them. The other people don't matter to me, one way or the other.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2014, 04:19:04 PM »
Wonder how Tbombz is doing in jail?

For Tbombz being locked up in jail would be like a normal person being locked up in the Playboy Mansion.

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Re: Getbig is just like prison.
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2014, 05:00:32 PM »
I'm the religious leader trying to save your sorry assume souls.
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