Oh god the 1940's crew out in force! 
Embrace change boys its happens to everyone, by the time I am your age same shit will happen to me no doubt, difference is I will try and get with it not be set in my way's.
Regardless I always respect my elders so I will shut the fuck up and smile and let your guys grumble over your vodka about the good old times! 
lol - typical smart phone addict response.
