That was the gayest thing I have ever read. Why don't you just get a t-shirt printed stating "I am only heterosexual because I have succesfully fully repressed my homosexuality"
Don't worry bitterkul i've written one for you as well:
The PitbullAhhhhhhh get it off, get it off me!!!!
Somebody help meeeeee ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!