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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2014, 06:27:53 AM »
That was the gayest thing I have ever read.  Why don't you just get a t-shirt printed stating "I am only heterosexual because I have succesfully fully repressed my homosexuality"
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2014, 06:34:14 AM »
If blessings were raindrops

If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.

Beautifully said.

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2014, 06:36:25 AM »
Some good replies so far gentlemen, I only posted this for a nice change from the usual  ;)

Haha ok, "kiwiol".  ::)

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2014, 06:37:55 AM »
That was the gayest thing I have ever read.  Why don't you just get a t-shirt printed stating "I am only heterosexual because I have succesfully fully repressed my homosexuality"

Don't worry bitterkul i've written one for you as well:

The Pitbull

Ahhhhhhh get it off, get it off me!!!!
Somebody help meeeeee ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2014, 06:38:38 AM »
Haha ok, "kiwiol".  ::)

Calm down monster_guysex

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2014, 06:43:36 AM »
i wrote a couple of those myself, but for someone else's wife  ;D

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2014, 06:49:41 AM »
Don't worry bitterkul i've written one for you as well:

The Pitbull

Ahhhhhhh get it off, get it off me!!!!
Somebody help meeeeee ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I lol'd. Sorry e-kul...you know this was pretty funny. Credit.

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2014, 06:52:55 AM »
Calm down monster_guysex


Roses are red
violets are blue
stop stealing your neighbors Audi
before he kills you


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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2014, 06:54:43 AM »

Roses are red
violets are blue
stop stealing your neighbors Audi
before he kills you



Hahaha  ;D

I didn't steal it, I just borrowed the keys, and hung out of my bathroom window to take the picture at the right angle, all property was returned safely at the end of peak posting times  ;D

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2014, 06:55:14 AM »
Homosexuality
the haiku

Stick it in me, bro
It's only gay if you want
Then, let's hit a pose

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2014, 06:55:36 AM »
Hahaha  ;D

I didn't steal it, I just borrowed the keys, and hung out of my bathroom window to take the picture at the right angle, all property was returned safely at the end of peak posting times  ;D

roses are red violets a blue

calvin is an oompa loompa

and lives in a shoe
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2014, 06:57:32 AM »
roses are red violets a blue

calvin is an oompa loompa

and lives in a shoe

Hahaha lol'd at the last line

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2014, 07:00:16 AM »
Roses are red
and violets are blue
Bigmc is fat
and when he eats it's like feeding time at the zoo

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2014, 07:04:56 AM »
If blessings were raindrops

If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
Did you have your period when you wrote that?

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2014, 07:05:49 AM »
Don't worry bitterkul i've written one for you as well:

The Pitbull

Ahhhhhhh get it off, get it off me!!!!
Somebody help meeeeee ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2014, 07:16:55 AM »
Anabolichalo is red
His baby mama is black
Their son is a mullato
and their apartment is dustier than Iraq



 

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2014, 07:34:56 AM »
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2014, 07:36:45 AM »
Yes...

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2014, 07:52:03 AM »
Roses are red
and violets are blue
Bigmc is fat
and when he eats it's like feeding time at the zoo

 ;D

roses are red violets are blue

when your lawn is unmown

no one can see you
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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2014, 07:55:54 AM »
I think she has?

Last week I came back from the gym and she wrote me a short one on the back a scrap piece of paper that was called "Take the fucking rubbish out you lazy bastard"


:D

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #45 on: February 24, 2014, 07:58:08 AM »
Great romanticism by one of the bigger guys on here.

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #46 on: February 24, 2014, 08:06:46 AM »
here's mine

bit of background- we had been going through a difficult time- I decided to put my feelings down on paper and pinned them to the fridge.

here goes


please forget the times we argued
the times I lost my rag
the times I lost my temper
out by your hair you i'd drag
please forget the moments
you made me lash out in a mood
and give you a right hander
for when you'd answer me back so rude
above all forget everything
and realise one thing
while you are reading this ditty
you could be doing cleaning
you fcuking lazy splitarse
don't even turn around
just get the fucking dishes done
and don't make a fucking sound


brings a tear to my eye- I never knew I had it in me

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #47 on: February 24, 2014, 08:22:07 AM »
This thread brings the lolz!  ;D

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #48 on: February 24, 2014, 08:22:55 AM »
If blessings were raindrops

If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
I wish I was this poem.

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Re: The first poem I wrote for my wife
« Reply #49 on: February 24, 2014, 08:26:23 AM »