Author Topic: Rudes morning at the gym (Read 2071 times)

RUDE BUOY · « **on:** February 27, 2014, 07:41:14 AM »

Was at gym this morning before work i had a cup of coffee in my when i got there so you know what that means

. 10 min into my epic shit i look over no TP im like WADDA FUCKEN MESS

guy in the stall next to me is going to town on his toilet paper. All i can think to myself is fuck i gotta ask this dood if he has an extra roll or wait here with a shitty ass until he is done.

so i ask hey bro you im out over here you got an extra roll you can chuck over he says no i dont. FUCKEN LIAR

. When he got out i went over to the stall and he had 2 extra

. Fucken Seinfeld bullshit not a square to spare

. Then i went on to work chest so its body building realated. GOOD MORING TO YOU TO GETBIG

BigCyp · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2014, 07:44:26 AM »

Should have used wraps bro

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2014, 07:45:17 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on February 27, 2014, 07:44:26 AM

Should have used wraps bro

or just said see yah later socks

Icelord · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2014, 07:46:40 AM »

I just wash my ass out at the sink with soap, paper is an optional resource

Hulkotron · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2014, 07:47:33 AM »

Great post glad to hear it worked out in the end.

BigCyp · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2014, 07:50:19 AM »

Was rock fishing in Devon last summer and went out alone/early morning. Downed a big red bull once I got there to wake me up and within 10 mins I needed an epic turd......I was about 20 mins walk from my car, half hour drive back to the holiday cottage we were renting so I checked in my fishing back and there was only a brand new Arsenal home kit in there so I just did the honourable thing and shitted on it. COYS

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2014, 07:50:46 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 27, 2014, 07:47:33 AM

Great post glad to hear it worked out in the end.

i sat with a shitty bum for a couple min

but all in all could have been worse

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2014, 07:51:35 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on February 27, 2014, 07:50:19 AM

Was rock fishing in Devon last summer and went out alone/early morning. Downed a big red bull once I got there to wake me up and within 10 mins I needed an epic turd......I was about 20 mins walk from my car, half hour drive back to the holiday cottage we were renting so I checked in my fishing back and there was only a brand new Arsenal home kit in there so I just did the honourable thing and shitted on it. COYS

yolo bro yolo

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:20:55 AM »

Quote from: Icelord on February 27, 2014, 07:46:40 AM

I just wash my ass out at the sink with soap, paper is an optional resource

Muslim toilet paper of peace.

wes · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:27:18 AM »

This weeks thread of shit!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:28:23 AM »

Toilet paper? I thought all getbiggers were so large they had to use the Kovacs towel method.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:48:22 AM »

pip kovacs

Knooger · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:51:22 AM »

Rude Buoy trying to dialogue with people shitting in public restrooms in this thread.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:51:36 AM »

I do not understand people who think there are certain shits where you "don't need to wipe". How can you be certain? You always need to wipe at least once to investigate this issue.

I suppose if your asshole is highly sensitive to the presence of foreign objects you may have this ability but then there are others issues at play.

Simple Simon · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2014, 08:52:59 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 27, 2014, 08:51:36 AM

I do not understand people who think there are certain shits where you "don't need to wipe". How can you be certain? You always need to wipe at least once to investigate this issue.

I suppose if your asshole is highly sensitive to the presence of foreign objects you may have this ability but then there are others issues at play.

And you need to visually inspect the tissue to make sure its all gone.