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[Icelord]

This is scheduled for Piers Morgan Tonight, right?

[Simple Simon]

You not following, in my gym there is about 6-7 diehard bodybuilders/regulars, some of them on juice and open about it.

Everyone know I am natty cos I look like shit, but every know I am strong boy.

I talk to the juice heads all the time and they always telling me to jump on gear and I am idiot for wasting time.

This guy always in my ear not to listen to them and to do it natural LIKE HIM.

I told him I wanna jump on gear like so and so in my gym. He was like fuck so and so he look like shit. Look at me natural and 100 times better blah blah blah.

You can do same if you patient, blah blah blah.

Now I know he was lying.

Don't get why???

Uncle Junior is now the UKs answer to Jason Genova, I bet you are the joke of the gym.

[ESFitness]

You are right its not my business and I never ask.

I just said to the guy I wanna go on gear cos I don't think I can ever improve much.

He was the wanna to tell me "Nooo, nooo, don't do that, look at me, this is years and years of hard work, blah blah blah..this is natural"

You think that's fair or right bro? I am being serious.

so what... if the guy was a coke addict, wouldn't you expect him to deny it as well?

we're talking illegal drugs here.

what really pisses me off is seeing Audrey Presson go on and on about her being a "steroid free, natural country girl" without any provocation.

[wes]

Simple Simon being relentless in this thread! 

[Simple Simon]

Simple Simon being relentless in this thread! 

I think his plan is to portray himself as a total fuckwit, if hes a businessman as he says he cant possibly be that socially unaware.

guys just playing dumb, either that or he just lives off daddies money in the loft room.

[SOMEPARTS]

I read that all...only in my head I did it the way Tom Araya screams Slayer lyrics.

[Simple Simon]

Serious question, who look better me natty or Genova now on gear?

Ironmiester can do some funny comparison pic if he wants (no cocks please)  

See, there you go again, you know full well I'm not referring to you as a Genova in a physical sense, its the retardation Im linking you with him.

Carry on though, this is just food for thought for other people reading before they decide to respond to you in the future.

[wes]

I think his plan is to portray himself as a total fuckwit

THIS

[Simple Simon]

I am talking about physical sense only, I want serious answer who look better me natty or Genova (recent pics on gear).

I am being serious ego on line here

You have evidence hes taking gear?

[Simple Simon]

No bro maybe in US steroid illegal but here in UK completely legal.

Also if guy going out doing coke with friends in party I would take it personally if he not to offer to split/share 8 ball.

Who the fucks goes out with their friends and secretly does coke???

Who the fuck trains with training partner tells em he is natty and not to juice and is juicing himself.

That shit ain't right

not true.

[Palpatine Q]

No bro maybe in US steroid illegal but here in UK completely legal.

Also if guy going out doing coke with friends in party I would take it personally if he not to offer to split/share 8 ball.

Who the fucks goes out with their friends and secretly does coke???

Who the fuck trains with training partner tells em he is natty and not to juice and is juicing himself.

That shit ain't right

A guy that wants to make sure he is the one with the good build. Guys are fucking catty too

Not sharing cocaine is grounds for dude divorce

[visualizeperfection]

do you have to change your font color for every post?

or can you make that god awful menstruation inducing violet permanent?

[Simple Simon]

Well if you thinking I am portraying myself as total fuck wit then u can't possibly be suggesting that I might actually be intelligent are you cos that would sorta be a compliment and very out of character.

And there you go again, misinterpreting what I intended to initiate a response.

See how he works guys, hes a one trick pony.  

[Simple Simon]

I thought he admitted in his recent youtube video unless I am mistaken?

Hes trolling

[visualizeperfection]

Well if you thinking I am portraying myself as total fuck wit then u can't possibly be suggesting that I might actually be intelligent are you cos that would sorta be a compliment and very out of character.

so are you suggestion that Simple Simon is indeed a ruthless meltdown inducing internet persona?

are you also suggesting that he is so deep inside your noggin that he is buttfucking your cerebral cortex?

further, are you also suggesting that due to the fact he has your number on the little troll gambit youre running, he makes you feel about as insecure in real life as you pretend to be on this website?

[Oly15]

who cares?

why do people think they're entitled to know what other people are using?

who gives a fuck? who are you?

thaz wuz im sayin my niigga i aint neva tellin nobody ma sheet

[visualizeperfection]

thaz wuz im sayin my niigga i aint neva tellin nobody ma sheet

gross.

[Simple Simon]

Didn't watch it, just read the title.

Takes a minute on Google, I thought you weren't dumb?

[Simple Simon]

Off course it is legal to own/possess for personal use just not deal or distribute without pharmacy license.

Well write that first time then , I don't want you misleading people and getting them in trouble.

[bigmc]

Off course it is legal to own/possess for personal use just not deal or distribute without pharmacy license.

thats not quite true either

technically possession for non medical use is an offence

[Simple Simon]

thats not quite true either

technically possession for non medical use is an offence

Interesting

The law

Anabolic steroids are Prescription Only drugs under the Medicines Act. They can only be sold by a pharmacist on the presentation of a doctor's prescription. Anabolic steroids are also class C drugs under the Misuse of Drugs Act. It is not an offence to possess anabolic steroids for personal use as long as they are in a medicinal form and are not counterfeit. It is an offence to supply them. Therefore police tend to arrest for steroid possession only if they can prove the drugs are counterfeit or not in a medicinal form (and therefore not prescribed by a doctor). A small number of arrests and convictions are made on this basis each year.

Pharma gear OK but UGL not or do they mean counterfeit as in fake?

[visualizeperfection]

thats not quite true either

technically possession for non medical use is an offence

at least its not like here in america where its basically comparable to meth or heroin possession.

[Simple Simon]

3 and half hours later entire upper body done.

Lol at "no one trains harder than me"

Fuck off billy bullshit, no one can train hard for 3.5 hours.

[bigmc]

Interesting
Pharma gear OK but UGL not or do they mean counterfeit as in fake?

its a tricky one

when i was in the force we never used to seize gear when we did warrants

but i know a guy they tried to do for possession of deca

no one at the court knew the law so it was a farce

i also knew a copper who got kicked out for taking gear

its not something to worry about

if i got caught i would just say i take it for medical use and i think you would be ok

how that would go down on a vetinary drug who knows

[visualizeperfection]

I am suggesting that I am feeling butt hurt at Shizzo's recent increase in the popularity ratings.

I am suggesting I am feeling even more butt hurt not being stalked by Avsher instead.

I am suggesting I am feeling completely inadequate as a man unable to even keep his virtual girlfriend satisfied on Skype (Bikini currently doing cardio on elliptical machine) on grounds that my semi induced coma from starvation is leading to cock malfunction issues.

I am suggesting i feel morbidly obese and fear I won't be allowed on plane to Ibizia on healthy and safety grounds.`

I am suggesting I should have epic meltdown and do thread to get 50 votes to ban my account and then back track on it pleading insanity at the time.

I am suggesting I should make some video making fun of Simpleton to keep myself amused.

Do you have any suggestions?

Eat something?