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[bigmc]

I am suggesting that I am feeling butt hurt at Shizzo's recent increase in the popularity ratings.

I am suggesting I am feeling even more butt hurt not being stalked by Avsher instead.

I am suggesting I am feeling completely inadequate as a man unable to even keep his virtual girlfriend satisfied on Skype (Bikini currently doing cardio on elliptical machine) on grounds that my semi induced coma from starvation is leading to cock malfunction issues.

I am suggesting i feel morbidly obese and fear I won't be allowed on plane to Ibizia on healthy and safety grounds.`

I am suggesting I should have epic meltdown and do thread to get 50 votes to ban my account and then back track on it pleading insanity at the time.

I am suggesting I should make some video making fun of Simpleton to keep myself amused.

Do you have any suggestions?

try the truth bro

it will set you free

[Simple Simon]

its a tricky one

when i was in the force we never used to seize gear when we did warrants

but i know a guy they tried to do for possession of deca

no one at the court knew the law so it was a farce

i also knew a copper who got kicked out for taking gear

its not something to worry about

if i got caught i would just say i take it for medical use and i think you would be ok

how that would go down on a vetinary drug who knows

Yes, I know a couple, one of them ended up selling them.   

[Simple Simon]

Truth: I wanna fuck Bikini's brains out so bad right now.


But you can interrogate me officer,  ask me anything you want, I swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth so help me Galeniko.

And you love this girl?
You trip yourself up even more now you are flustered.

[Guillotines]

Common sales ploy. May not even be true.

[Simple Simon]

Fucking love her so much you have no idea and she fucking loves me back even more, surreal, can't get over it. She will be on in a minute taking a shower.

Look she is not logged in right now. Look now.

Watch what happens in exactly 5 mins, this should be your biggest clue

You have her password?   

People who love people dont write that they want to fuck them on an open internet forum dumbo, but you knew thats what I meant didn't you troll boy   

[dr.chimps]

4 pages!? You guys just insist on being trolled by this clown.  

[Simple Simon]

4 pages!? You guys just insist on being trolled by this clown.  

Im just making sure everyones onto him.

Guys on his way out soon.

[Simple Simon]

Honestly I don't think anybody should do steroids especially with some of the dangerous side effects out there. I don't know much about it though.

Don't be mad at your friend but instead talk to him and ask him why he lied to you. A true friend will tell you the truth.  

hahahaha…..now you have outed your gimmick.

"Please believe me I never lie"

What a tool.

[Simple Simon]

Simon dumb as usual!

Mrs Muscles is your gimmick account you just outed , you know your games up now so you are falling on your sword, you are going to end up more hated than shizzo.

[ChopperRider]

This gimmick has gone stale.

[Simple Simon]

This gimmick has gone stale.

Yep, hes boring now, its the same old shit.

[ChopperRider]

Yep, hes boring now, its the same old shit.

It's pretty fucking bad when the current batch of gimmicks and losers actually make me miss a poster like FatPanda.

[Shockwave]

Lol at "no one trains harder than me"

Fuck off billy bullshit, no one can train hard for 3.5 hours.

I also lol'd.

gotta feel special I guess.

[Simple Simon]

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=513277.msg7355712#msg7355712

Uncle junior chatting with himself (mrs muscles in that thread)

Blatantly obvious now

Lying twat.

[Simple Simon]

Yes cos I got tits right??? Your so thick sometimes. Still don't get it do you?

Yep, I sure got you pal. 


See how you fair on here from now on.

No more responses now.

Your goose is cooked mate, tata.

[the trainer]

Can't I just kick ass and look like pussy coach?

so much easier just go running everyday, bag work, pad work, wrestle, spar, have fun and shit, burn 5000 calories a day and still eat shit and not get fat, just look lean normal fella

No way the ultimate aim is to be able to fight and be buffed and strong enough to do this with the girls

http://www.mmatko.com/the-reem-episode-9-alistair-overeem-documentary/

[oldtimer1]

I have a mate who uses both gear and party drugs. Is more than happy to talk about all the coke and pills he does, yet gets so defensive when you raise the question of his steroid use. Screams he's nattie and he'd never be a 'drug cheat', yet he knows I know the guy he buys from.

I have run into that so many times back in the day. I think the answer is they want the credit for the physique. Their fragile ego would be hurt if someone gave the drug the credit.

[visualizeperfection]

Yep, I sure got you pal. 


See how you fair on here from now on.

No more responses now.

Your goose is cooked mate, tata.

tell me I didnt out this as a UK gimmick years ago.

[Simple Simon]

Seriously, you so clueless if you think what you do.

Joon never lies, joon never does gimmicks, EVER.

If you can't figuire it out u seriously dumb.

Thing is numb nuts, people don't have to be able to work out exactly whats going on here, they just know something is, it may be you who's mrsmuscles, it may be bikinislut, it may be shizzo.
It doesn't matter, what matters is people know you are taking the piss, the cats out the bag, now fuck off.

[Skorp1o]

Xtc tablets for breakfast not a good idea as a fat burning stack 

[BigCyp]

Bro your mum cleaned your bedroom, get over it she does it every week.

[Skorp1o]

Bro your mum cleaned your bedroom, get over it she does it every week.

LMAO, he's throwing a party tonight

[_aj_]

And getbig goes quietly homo...

[BigRo]

what girl? pics?

[BigCyp]

what girl? pics?

Sorry BigRo, I think he actually saw her in person (no offence bro)