Author Topic: 3 Strange things that turn you on (Read 3400 times)

flinstones1 · « **on:** February 28, 2014, 10:40:23 AM »

I got a few minutes before I hit the gym so I'll go first.

1. Lazy women - Lazy girls with great bodies that is. Is there anything hotter than seeing a girl watching tv laying down on her stomach eating a pint of ben and jerry's icecream? You sit there and marvel/ stare wondering where the fuck does all this go?

2. Clumsy women- Never got the thing with athletic girls. I find it incredibly cute when you take a girl for a date of minature golf and she wants to try the batting cage and misses every single one.

3. women with potential motherlike qualities- This is huge to me. No matter how screwed up in the head she is, if I see her with a little kid on her arm I want to get to know her. The kid must not be a child of her own though, or it works the other way around. I cant do the single mom thing

FermiDirac · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2014, 10:41:56 AM »

1. Serious academic degree

2. hardbody

Nails · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2014, 10:43:09 AM »

1. Ass to mouth

2. light veins on titties

3. Sluts

flinstones1 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:05:02 AM »

Quote from: Nails on February 28, 2014, 10:43:09 AM

1. Ass to mouth

2. light veins on titties

3. Sluts

google "Sex with two redheads". It's the first one that shows up on smutty.com

one of the best vids on the net IMO

kimo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:06:53 AM »

washboard abs and muscular legs on girls and beautifiul hands

calfzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:07:15 AM »

Scars.

Chicks with the hot librarian look.

I don't have a foot fetish at all, quite the opposite feet gross me out. BUT occasionally when a chick chick has really nice feet then yeah.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:14:27 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 28, 2014, 11:07:15 AM

Scars.

Chicks with the hot librarian look.

I don't have a foot fetish at all, quite the opposite felt gross me out. BUT occasionally when a chick chick has really nice feet then yeah.

and I thought I was wierd

Knooger · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:18:00 AM »

I like chubby, old women with gnarly teeth.

TEH boob · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:18:57 AM »

Quote from: Knooger on February 28, 2014, 11:18:00 AM

I like chubby, old women with gnarly teeth.

She'll never give "too much teeth"

funk51 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:19:06 AM »

numbers in general, statistics in particular, i get all excited to see sports records baseball, football, basketball even. sometimes hockey although i'm not a hockey fan. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0, WHAT COULD BE BETTER?

??

calfzilla · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:19:24 AM »

^ isn't that just a British hottie?

bradistani · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:20:19 AM »

wtching women pee

hair 'roughly' tied back

very intelligent women

TEH boob · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:21:11 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on February 28, 2014, 11:20:19 AM

wtching women pee

hair 'roughly' tied back

very intelligent women

It's called a "messy bun"

240 is Back · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:21:16 AM »

girls that like to be choked.

girls that like to eat breakfast at dinner hours.

girls that sing

michael arvilla · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:21:38 AM »

Unicorns
Rainbows
Sheep

Tito24 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:21:51 AM »

underaged women and 3 tabs of mdma

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:22:49 AM »

amputees
burn victims
comatose victims

michael arvilla · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:24:33 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on February 28, 2014, 11:21:51 AM

underaged women and 3 tabs of mdma

The OP said "strange things"

Tito24 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:27:27 AM »

Quote from: michael arvilla on February 28, 2014, 11:24:33 AM

The OP said "strange things"

hahaha i love this guy , mikes the man.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:39:02 AM »

A hot girl in sweatpants, t-shirt and flip-flops/ugg boots

Those cheap cloth shorts that girls will roll the waistband up to show off glute/ham tie-in

Cursing a lot

The True Adonis · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:40:06 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on February 28, 2014, 10:40:23 AM

I got a few minutes before I hit the gym so I'll go first.

1. Lazy women - Lazy girls with great bodies that is. Is there anything hotter than seeing a girl watching tv laying down on her stomach eating a pint of ben and jerry's icecream? You sit there and marvel/ stare wondering where the fuck does all this go?

2. Clumsy women- Never got the thing with athletic girls. I find it incredibly cute when you take a girl for a date of minature golf and she wants to try the batting cage and misses every single one.

3. women with potential motherlike qualities- This is huge to me. No matter how screwed up in the head she is, if I see her with a little kid on her arm I want to get to know her. The kid must not be a child of her own though, or it works the other way around. I cant do the single mom thing

You have been watching too many sit-comes and romantic comedies. These memes you speak of have clouded your judgement.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:43:51 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on February 28, 2014, 11:40:06 AM

You have been watching too many sit-comes and romantic comedies. These memes you speak of have clouded your judgement.

What "turns your crank", Adam?

Simple Simon · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:44:20 AM »

White shirts.

Knooger · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:46:16 AM »

I woman with conjunctivitis is pretty hard to resist.

spiro · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:53:56 AM »

Girls with blonde peach fuzz on their ass. A tiny bit of cellulite.

Author Topic: 3 Strange things that turn you on (Read 3400 times)

Simple Simon