Author Topic: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY  (Read 1294 times)

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she thinks we're totally serious, and planning the future, and shit....
while I have to admit, all she is, is another piece of ass for me.
I'm not a one girl person.
As soon as I leave my place, my eyes are scoping out for my next piece of ass.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 01:45:16 PM »
I think the only rational thing to do is turn off your caps lock.


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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2014, 01:46:04 PM »
I think the only rational thing to do is turn off your caps lock.



and fuck off.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2014, 02:14:08 PM »
And go suck a bunch of dicks.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 02:16:09 PM »
Pretty common, so what's your point?

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 02:30:04 PM »
happened to me with sweet 18


it works itself out


dont give it another thought

Analholicgayo establishing himself as an experienced relationship expert in this thread.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 02:36:27 PM »
just sharing my findings

A hero always downplays his heroics. You are a great man!

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2014, 02:37:32 PM »
A hero always downplays his heroics. You are a great man!

a down right american cuban hero.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2014, 02:40:19 PM »
does she even lift?

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2014, 02:41:25 PM »
does she even lift?

She lifts her ass up and down the shaft of his cock.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2014, 02:57:24 PM »
I have been around a while I will handle this......say something.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2014, 03:07:28 PM »
Milk her for her credit cards, bank account, and all the gifts of fine clothing, cigars, whiskeys, and watches you can get. Then "Borrow" her car for a "Business trip" skip town, and assume an alias.

Call her periodically from clandestine pay-phones, and tell her snippets to give her hope of your eventual return, bearing intricate trinkets from exotic lands.

When she eventually locks her bank account and freezes her assets. Return as if nothing happened.

Regain her full trust with expert manipulations.

Repeat.











Hope this helps.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2014, 03:09:17 PM »
I have been around a while I will handle this......say something.

The OP is still thinking...
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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2014, 03:32:27 PM »
Milk her for her credit cards, bank account, and all the gifts of fine clothing, cigars, whiskeys, and watches you can get. Then "Borrow" her car for a "Business trip" skip town, and assume an alias.

Call her periodically from clandestine pay-phones, and tell her snippets to give her hope of your eventual return, bearing intricate trinkets from exotic lands.

When she eventually locks her bank account and freezes her assets. Return as if nothing happened.

Regain her full trust with expert manipulations.

Repeat.











Hope this helps.

This is an excellent plan, but may I add fucking her mother. Get pics of your cock in her pussy and ass. When the girl finally cuts off the cash and won't have anything to do with you, you can show her the pics and laugh in her face.

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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2014, 04:30:05 PM »
This is an excellent plan, but may I add fucking her mother. Get pics of your cock in her pussy and ass. When the girl finally cuts off the cash and won't have anything to do with you, you can show her the pics and laugh in her face.

Her mother would have surely been holding secret conferences with her for months via skype discussing why she should dump you.

But you have her so intertwined mentally and physically, assuming you thoroughly thrash her G-spot multiple times per day until her body is physically addicted to your semen not unlike pure afghani heroin, that she takes her mother's advices as a threat, suspiciously she assumes her mother wants the D...

The pictures of you dominating her mother's gaping wholes will cement these jealous suspicions she has had all along. "She wanted me to dump him so she could have the king cobra for herself!" she will declare.

You simply explain to her that her succubus of a prostitute of a mother seduced you with ecstasy and boone's farm strawberry...Obviously hypnotized by the cheap wine..there was nothing you could do but gape her ferociously.

She takes your side, and you slam her until she cries and can't stop mumbling "thank you, thank you, thank you"

So you've effectively replaced her family, and support system with yourself. Now she is completely under your control and would probably assassinate Obama if you asked her to. Now the real fun begins. You start having her rob banks for you while you chill on your new yacht.

All under the guise of it now being a serious relationship. That is all she wanted after all...


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Re: WWYD:GIRL THINKS WE'RE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I THINK DIFFERENTLY
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2014, 04:35:57 PM »
You have a very clear understanding of how this works. I admire your mastery.