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Branch Warren top 6?
« on: March 01, 2014, 05:41:25 PM »
Why?!

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2014, 05:49:09 PM »
6th is his departing gift, just like his I think 9th at the O last yr.

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2014, 07:24:59 PM »
6th is his departing gift, just like his I think 9th at the O last yr.

This. 
Next year his departing gift will be third at the AC and 5th at the O. 

Then he'll get a few years of departing gift victories at the AC and a couple runner up spots at the O before they give him his going away victories at both
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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2014, 07:26:28 PM »
This. 
Next year his departing gift will be third at the AC and 5th at the O. 

Then he'll get a few years of departing gift victories at the AC and a couple runner up spots at the O before they give him his going away victories at both
You act as if he had a few years left to live if he keeps his drug protocol on schedule.

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2014, 07:27:33 PM »
You act as if he had a few years left to live if he keeps his drug protocol on schedule.
Lol.

Hes right though, he'll get "departing" gifts as long as he shows up, obviously he's not getting the hint.  :D

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2014, 07:29:16 PM »
I think Branch is getting the hint. He looked really pissed.

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2014, 07:44:25 PM »
You act as if he had a few years left to live if he keeps his drug protocol on schedule.

I'm not acting fuckface. 

The only acting I do is staying calm when I put on a belt instead of thinking about the fact that I'm using the belt to hold up my pants...but my pants have belt loops to hold up my belt.  Otherwise I'm true to my emotions
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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2014, 07:45:28 PM »
I'm not acting fuckface. 

The only acting I do is staying calm when I put on a belt instead of thinking about the fact that I'm using the belt to hold up my pants...but my pants have belt loops to hold up my belt.  Otherwise I'm true to my emotions
LULZ

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2014, 07:47:58 PM »
I'm not acting fuckface. 

The only acting I do is staying calm when I put on a belt instead of thinking about the fact that I'm using the belt to hold up my pants...but my pants have belt loops to hold up my belt.  Otherwise I'm true to my emotions
Blow me.

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2014, 08:24:05 PM »
From Champ to Chump in 12 Months  ??? ???

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2014, 08:28:20 PM »
I actually thought Branch didn't look too bad compared to some of his recent outings.
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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2014, 08:35:55 PM »
Time to retire.  He should have left his trunks on stage and walked off, like a weightlifter leaving his shoes on the platform. 

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2014, 08:40:34 PM »




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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2014, 08:42:19 PM »

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2014, 08:44:49 PM »




Looks a lot better than some of his other showings... Dude is ripped, no doubt. He just doesn't carry the combo of size and conditioning to really compete anymore.... Guess that happens when you're a manlet.

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2014, 08:45:19 PM »

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2014, 08:45:28 PM »



I laughed so hard im sure my neighbors could hear me.

Nice

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2014, 08:46:31 PM »
Looked NOTHING like the pic FLEX Magazine Claimed him to be 10 days out


Another Bullshit Photoshop by Flex





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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2014, 08:51:26 PM »
Looked NOTHING like the pic FLEX Magazine Claimed him to be 10 days out


Another Bullshit Photoshop by Flex





Could be untouched, much fuller and less conditioned...

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2014, 09:35:58 PM »
Poster child of health.

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2014, 09:42:07 PM »
I've shitted turds better looking than branch.

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2014, 12:05:40 AM »






What an atrocious physique. All the conditioning in the world will not matter when you have zero aesthetics.
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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2014, 10:37:02 AM »
Branch may need to reinvent himself as Dex did.....

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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2014, 10:37:41 AM »
^^^^This!!


He just looks like a disgusting blob. A bunch of bodyparts thrown together.
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Re: Branch Warren top 6?
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2014, 10:44:23 AM »
I imagine he's a pretty good guy to hang out with.  Unfortunately, his body appears seriously scarred from drug and/or training abuse.  What he may need is a rest from competition.  He's a successful businessman, correct?  Why not take a year or so off and actually get off the stuff.    All the stuff these guys inject and ingest can't be good for them.  Rest.  It might actually do him so real good and allow him to come back in better shape.