Is it ever appropriate to tell a girl: "I want to beat up your guts"

[Don_Dada]

Is that too graphic? A bit too non-romantic perhaps?

[Automation]

You are being a gentleman by informing her in any capacity....

[Megalodon]

women liked to be romanced not told that their guts need to be shuffled via force and knuckles

[Icelord]

[bradistani]

always.. they love that shit even though they pretend not6

[Pray_4_War]

That is very polite of you to let them know in advance like that. 

It's a little different for me.  When I disrobe and they get a look at my giant wang they can tell right away that their guts are about to go to war.  I call it shock and ow.

[visualizeperfection]

not very classy. fuck appropriate though. say whatever you want, if you say it with confidence and a slight grin youre in the clear.

I prefer "im gonna fill you up"

[shiftedShapes]

How do you even know if you want to go up in her guts?  Did you already ask if she secretes sufficient vaginal juices to make sex with her better than beating off?  If she says no move on no sense in fucking a hot girl with a sand paper pussy.  If she says yes, demand a dipstick test so you can ensure she's not lying and you don't waste your time.  Also you can figure out if she's got good viscosity to her pussy snot.

Let me know if you need more advice.

[visualizeperfection]

How do you even know if you want to go up in her guts?  Did you already ask if she secretes sufficient vaginal juices to make sex with her better than beating off?  If she says no move on no sense in fucking a hot girl with a sand paper girl.  If she says yes, demand a dipstick test so you can ensure she's not lying and you don't waste your time.  Also you can figure out if she's got good viscosity to her pussy snot.

Let me know if you need more advice.

oh brother.

[George Whorewell]

"I want to beat up your guts" is a typical phrase uttered by Hebrews during mating rituals.


 Hebrew phrases such as the aforementioned also commonly precede a polite rape. 

[240 is Back]

"Murdering the Vagina" is way classier.

[TEH boob]

"Murdering the Vagina" is way classier.

No.

Murda da pussy


Murdering the Vagina sounds like some weird documentary.

[24KT]

I was about to quip something witty like 'Only if you're Hannibal Lector, and washing it down with a nice chianti' ...then I realized what you were referring to.    {blush}

[24KT]

Is that too graphic? A bit too non-romantic perhaps?

Just look deep into her eyes and tell her "You're gonna feel me tomorrow"