Is Oscar Pistorius Going Down?

[galeniko]

well whatever happens so far the body count is 1:0 in his favor

[Radical Plato]

You were programmed to say that, to make it seem like we are not all programmed to say that.

Hi Neo

[BigCyp]

My girl calls mine walther ppk, small but deadly in its aim, license to thrill if I havnt been drinking too much

Hahaha, my wife calls mine Shizzo - spends most of the day down a man's trousers, always pissed, and throws up on the bed every night  

[Army of One]

Hahaha, my wife calls mine Shizzo - spends most of the day down a man's trousers, always pissed, and throws up on the bed every night  

My ex called mine the cleanest natural, due to its large shiny head, having resided in many dirty shitholes and smelled like a gypsys cumrag.

[Skorp1o]

At least his sister's not going to jail lol....

I give you Aimee Pistorius

I WOULD NOT HIT

Oscar's condition is congenital, hence the family DNA is faulty somewhere down the line, I do not want a kid with no legs...imagine a mixed race kid who can't run, that's like a jew with no savings or a chinky crap at maths.

[gee38]

all afrikaans birds have a very mannish look about them

defo inbreeding fucktards

[TrueGrit]

also what kind of 'burglar' breaks in- then locks themselves in the bathroom for a dump?

A turd burglar? 

[Sam]

He had an argument with her, she locked herself in the toilet and in a fit of anger fired 4 shots into the door (should have just punched the door like pretty much everyone else)... didnt mean to kill her but in a toilet about 3 feet square not a great idea...aggravated manslaughter - he will serve 12-15...

Only conclusion to the known facts.

[Skorp1o]

all afrikaans birds have a very mannish look about them

defo inbreeding fucktards

If not mannish, they get the creepy inbred look, one half of Die Artwood, I watched one of their vids once, I wished I could unwatch it:

[Hulkotron]

Pistorius

Piss story us

Taking the piss with this story he's telling us.

Haha yes

Great application of Falcon Principles

[Darren Avey]

I rememeber the shock of this when I first heard about it, a woman gunned down in her bathroom. Police said they were looking for a sawn off man with a shot gun.

[Hulkotron]

You're all forgetting the biggest hole in his story which is the bloody cricket bat in the bedroom along with her skull being crushed.

[BigCyp]

You're all forgetting the biggest hole in his story which is the bloody cricket bat in the bedroom along with her skull being crushed.

Text Message to next door neighboor: "Pls excuse thudding sounds mate, trying to beat my keepie up record but football boot keeps coming off lol"

[bigmc]

im stumped over his story he hasn't got a leg to stand on

he has jumped in feet first

[BigCyp]

Yes bigmc, I don't like the whole lawyer speaking on his behalf thing, he was better in the paraolympics when he was standing on his own two feet.....hang on

[gee38]

alcohol a contributory factor

'neighbours reported seeing pistorius legless on the night in question'

[bigmc]

he legged it when the police got there

[BigCyp]

Rumours are going about that he shot her because her tits were too small, apparently he's not a leg man

[Skorp1o]

He's going down:

The first prosecution witness to take the stand, Michelle Burger, said she and her husband were awoken at around 3 am by "bloodcurdling screams" coming from the Pistorius home in an upmarket Johannesburg gated community.
 
- 'Four shots' -
 
"She screamed terribly and she yelled for help," the university economist said. "It was something you can't explain to someone else, how anxious those screams were."

"Just after her screams, I heard shots, four shots," she said, describing one clear shot then three clustered together.
 
"Bang... bang, bang, bang."
 
"I heard petrified screaming before the gunshots, and just after the gunshots," she said when pressed by Pistorius's lawyer


This is starting to sound very grizly....he will keep great company between fellow SA prisoners like these two kind faces:

[bigmc]

I cant wait till he takes the stand

[BigCyp]

I cant wait till he takes the stand

 

He'll be dragged stubbing and screaming from the dock

[titusisback]

Good thing he lives in South Africa and is Caucasian. Pretty sure they'll find out it was self defence.

[Skorp1o]

He'll be dragged stubbing and screaming from the dock

When his girlfriend said "take me out on valentines" he took it literally.

Rumours also have it that he killed her cos she bought him a pair of socks on Valentines, one dig too many.

[bigmc]

oscar will tell his story but only on a knee to know basis

[Skorp1o]

oscar will tell his story but only on a knee to know basis

lmfao

Thats a good one.