Author Topic: Is Oscar Pistorius Going Down? (Read 18559 times)

BigCyp · « **Reply #50 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:25:01 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 03, 2014, 07:22:39 AM

When his girlfriend said "take me out on valentines" he took it literally.

When his girlfriend said "there's no toilet roll, can you run to the store" he got upset

bigmc · « **Reply #51 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:25:57 AM »

murder is the ultimate shin

Skorp1o · « **Reply #52 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:27:00 AM »

Oscar's dream was to be as successful as able-bodied athletes, no one knew he meant OJ Simpson.

BigCyp · « **Reply #53 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:27:20 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 03, 2014, 07:23:39 AM

oscar will tell his story but only on a knee to know basis

Hahaha

Oscar was stumped when the prosecution asked him to explain the bloodied cricket bat in the bedroom

Skorp1o · « **Reply #54 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:28:38 AM »

Ok that's ENOUGH guys

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic

bigmc · « **Reply #55 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:30:01 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 03, 2014, 07:28:38 AM

Ok that's ENOUGH guys

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic

decent

worth a standing ovation

Super Natural · « **Reply #56 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:32:36 AM »

Apparently all Oscar wanted was a new bathroom door, but Reeva was dead against it.

crownshep · « **Reply #57 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:34:45 AM »

On a serious note,i`ve just read that bookmakers Paddy power are taking bets and the slogan is "your money back if he walks",and this has upset a lot of labour MPs who are calling for them to remove it.But it turns out the person who came up with the slogan who works for Paddy power is someone called Harry Dromey,the son of Jack Dromey and Harriett Harman.Who are both labour MPs.And who have both been in the news the last week for supporting paedo groups.

BigCyp · « **Reply #58 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:36:22 AM »

Come on guys no copy and paste from joke sites

Keep it legit like getbig elites bigmc and bigcyp

Skorp1o · « **Reply #59 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:36:52 AM »

Quote from: crownshep on March 03, 2014, 07:34:45 AM

On a serious note,i`ve just read that bookmakers Paddy power are taking bets and the slogan is "your money back if he walks"

That's a really good one

King Shizzo · « **Reply #60 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:42:09 AM »

Standing ovation in this thread.

crownshep · « **Reply #61 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:42:33 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 03, 2014, 07:36:52 AM

That's a really good one

True story,have a look.And if you scroll down the comments you`ll see a twitter pic from the oscars last night that has been shopped.Only english guys will get the joke though.
http://order-order.com/2014/03/03/labour-attack-dromeys-boy/

Skorp1o · « **Reply #62 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:45:35 AM »

I've been told this was a genuine old advert long before he even met Reeva, this reinforces Sev's throery about mind control:

gee38 · « **Reply #63 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:47:54 AM »

its got to be the john terry one then!

Skorp1o · « **Reply #64 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:48:09 AM »

Quote from: crownshep on March 03, 2014, 07:42:33 AM

True story,have a look.And if you scroll down the comments you`ll see a twitter pic from the oscars last night that has been shopped.Only english guys will get the joke though.
http://order-order.com/2014/03/03/labour-attack-dromeys-boy/

John Terry lmao

Had he been in the vicinity

crownshep · « **Reply #65 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:12:34 AM »

Quote from: gee38 on March 03, 2014, 07:47:54 AM

its got to be the john terry one then!

Haha,you got it.

Nails · « **Reply #66 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:13:01 AM »

He did it

but has has the money and handicap to get off

crownshep · « **Reply #67 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:14:30 AM »

jodsy · « **Reply #68 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:18:31 AM »

his missus was fucking a rugby player so jealous rage took over and he killed her, simple as that.....

Nails · « **Reply #69 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:21:13 AM »

Quote from: jodsy on March 03, 2014, 08:18:31 AM

his missus was fucking a rugby player so jealous rage took over and he killed her, simple as that.....

Could of done handled it the Cutler way and just ignored her til she packed her shit and moved out the mansion

bradistani · « **Reply #70 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:25:22 AM »

Quote from: Nails on March 03, 2014, 08:13:01 AM

He did it

but has has the money and handicap to get off

she's fit as fuck.. just imagine getting mauled by a cripple *shudder*

tommywishbone · « **Reply #71 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:30:15 AM »

Tibia totally honest, I think Oscar is telling a fibula.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #72 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:38:12 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 03, 2014, 04:34:01 AM

Using common sense and rationale, I come to the conclusion that he killed her in a fit of rage.

If anyone is sleeping with his GF in bed and hears a noise in the bathroom and your GF is not in bed, you would be insane to not think she's taking a leak and blast the door with bullets and not think for second about her whereabouts....it's the weakest and poorest attempt at an alibi I ever come across.

Do you live in South Africa where the homicide rate is 7 times that of the U.S. and home invasions are a common occurrence?

gee38 · « **Reply #73 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:43:45 AM »

I had the flat underneath him

I heard him shout

'you were fucking him you bitch'

she then said 'i am going for a shit'

he then said 'you'll be shitting lead'

I then heard 4 shots.

this may or may not be true but just because somewhere has a high crime rate doesn't excuse it. put another way for all its high rate how many cases of spouses being shot while having a shit after a row have happened? I will guess at just this one.

Megalodon · « **Reply #74 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:44:48 AM »