Author Topic: IT CRACKS ME UP (Read 4768 times)

The Powerlifter · « **on:** March 03, 2014, 06:21:13 AM »

THAT BODYBUILDERS THINK US POWERLIFTERS ARE ALL FAT. PUT DOWN YOUR PRINCESS DUMBELLS AND TRY SQUATTING DEADLIFTING AND POWER CLEANS. WANT A REAL CHEST? GET OFF THE HAMMERSTRENGTH INCLINE AND START FLAT BENCHING WITH FREE WEIGHT. GROW SOME LEGS! !

Grape Ape · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:22:43 AM »

Glad you brought this up. This bodybuilder vs powerlifter shit's been brewing in the background for some time, and it's about time someone had the guts to bring it to the forefront.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:23:24 AM »

Quote from: The Powerlifter on March 03, 2014, 06:21:13 AM

THAT BODYBUILDERS THINK US POWERLIFTERS ARE ALL FAT. PUT DOWN YOUR PRINCESS DUMBELLS AND TRY SQUATTING DEADLIFTING AND POWER CLEANS. WANT A REAL CHEST? GET OFF THEHAMMERSTRENGTH INCLINE AND START FLAT BENCHING WITH FREE WEIGHT. GRIW SOME LEGS! !

Bodybuilders, especially physique type get laid far more than powerlifters....FACT. So whilst you're going betroot color choking under a 700lbs barbell, there's a girl going beetroot color choking on my cock.

Icelord · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:24:42 AM »

Powerlifters' joints and ligaments are all shot by 50. Nobody wants to join in a sport that involves very fat men doing 1 rep maxes then panting out of breath for 5 miinutes while a bunch of schmoes videotape it for Youtube and grunt at them to do another one.

FermiDirac · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:27:25 AM »

A good physique gets pussy and female adoration. Powerlifting only attracts permabulkers and adoration from novice level twinks. Hope this helps.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2014, 06:29:51 AM »

Quote from: FermiDirac on March 03, 2014, 06:27:25 AM

A good physique gets pussy and female adoration. Powerlifting only attracts permabulkers and adoration from novice level twinks. Hope this helps.

_aj_ · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:16:20 AM »

Solid first post.

BigCyp · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:18:10 AM »

Skorp please don't post pictures of Kelly Brook, i'm trying to read the forums with my family on the sofa and my wife doesn't believe I had a 3 minute long itch on my groin

WannaBePro · « **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:31:22 AM »

Quote from: The Powerlifter on March 03, 2014, 06:21:13 AM

THAT BODYBUILDERS THINK US POWERLIFTERS ARE ALL FAT. PUT DOWN YOUR PRINCESS DUMBELLS AND TRY SQUATTING DEADLIFTING AND POWER CLEANS. WANT A REAL CHEST? GET OFF THE HAMMERSTRENGTH INCLINE AND START FLAT BENCHING WITH FREE WEIGHT. GROW SOME LEGS! !

I thought powerlifters only did squat/bench/deads, never seen a powerlifter do cleans. I'd imagine it would be very taxing on their body as it involves quite a bit of stamina/flexibility. No hate on powerlifters, I have some very close friends who compete at a high level, they're strong mofos and are the coolest guys to hang around. But I have to admit, most of them get gassed walking up a flight of stairs and would never be able to do more than a couple cleans in a training session. I only know one guy who's in good enough shape to have a good bench and squat and still be able to do a clean and jerk and snatch for decent numbers.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #9 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:52:37 AM »

Quote from: The Powerlifter on March 03, 2014, 06:21:13 AM

THAT BODYBUILDERS THINK US POWERLIFTERS ARE ALL FAT. PUT DOWN YOUR PRINCESS DUMBELLS AND TRY SQUATTING DEADLIFTING AND POWER CLEANS. WANT A REAL CHEST? GET OFF THE HAMMERSTRENGTH INCLINE AND START FLAT BENCHING WITH FREE WEIGHT. GROW SOME LEGS! !

How about a pic of your massive chest?

Skorp1o · « **Reply #10 on:** March 03, 2014, 07:54:58 AM »

BigCyp I promise I won't post more

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:06:00 AM »

Quote from: The Powerlifter on March 03, 2014, 06:21:13 AM

THAT BODYBUILDERS THINK US POWERLIFTERS ARE ALL FAT. PUT DOWN YOUR PRINCESS DUMBELLS AND TRY SQUATTING DEADLIFTING AND POWER CLEANS. WANT A REAL CHEST? GET OFF THE HAMMERSTRENGTH INCLINE AND START FLAT BENCHING WITH FREE WEIGHT. GROW SOME LEGS! !

Hey Mr. Powerlifter. I think you're confusing powerlifting with weightlifting (Olympic)

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:07:12 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 03, 2014, 07:54:58 AM

BigCyp I promise I won't post more

She's a mudshark?

Skorp1o · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:10:09 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on March 03, 2014, 08:07:12 AM

She's a mudshark?

She's a confused shark...anything goes.

jodsy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:15:31 AM »

BODYBUILDER VS POWERLIFTER are two very different things so you cant compare them.

bodybuilding is about increasing muscle mass. powerlifting is about increasing muscle strength. it just so happens they both use weights.

Rascal full · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:20:31 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 03, 2014, 06:23:24 AM

Bodybuilders, especially physique type get laid far more than powerlifters....FACT. So whilst you're going betroot color choking under a 700lbs barbell, there's a girl going beetroot color choking on my cock.

QFT