@wiggs
Yeah, women can be a nuisance. Always talking. It's something about having a vagina or something. Anyway. I recommend helping her polish her toenails, help her pick out the right wall paper color and giving going gay a shot. I mean that sincerely. You would make a lot of white boys happy.

Give this a try: Go to a gay bar. Any gay bar. Walk in like you own the place.
Shout out:
Who's ready for the blackcockocolypse!
They'll flock to you like disciples to a messiah.
Oh and trust me, you won't have to worry about them talking too much. Their mouths will be full.

Good luck.