greatest army ever!!! North Korean Army Recruitment Film

[Kim Jong Bob]

Brings tears to my eyes

[Megalodon]

Sergei Eisenstein doesn't hold a candle

[Kim Jong Bob]

[Megalodon]

id like to see this couintry produce westerns ala itaaly  circa 60s 70s..similar topography to spain. this country has potential... conquer the world through media

[Kim Jong Bob]

id like to see this couintry produce westerns ala itaaly  circa 60s 70s..similar topography to spain. this country has potential... conquer the world through media

they do have great sci fi movies like this

[_bruce_]

Just beautiful - a great nation with an even greater leader proving that war can be an art.
A nation so great that it makes infinity divided by zero a minority issue.

 

[Kim Jong Bob]

Just beautiful - a great nation with an even greater leader proving that war can be an art.
A nation so great that it makes infinity divided by zero a minority issue.

 

your post brings tears to my eyes to comrade. Im so proud over best korea, even when western worlds media tries to bring their glory down trough lies the people still stand proud.

[Megalodon]

they do have great sci fi movies like this

godblessthem...this is surely godzilla inspired for sure but Kurisawa would have to be taken aback by the stellar interpretation of japanese cinema

[Hulkotron]

Certainly among the top armies on the Korean Peninsula.

[SamoanIrishman]

Looks like the took the US Army approach and promised all that joined they would have their pick of MOS - Special Forces, Pilot, Drone Operator, Tank Commander etc...hahahah


then suicide rates go up when they flop ASVAB and their IQ of 30 has them making mac & cheese for 4 yrs hahahahah

[Kim Jong Bob]

godblessthem...this is surely godzilla inspired for sure but Kurisawa would have to be taken aback by the stellar interpretation of japanese cinema

usa habe hollywood and india bollywood but none of them can produce movies like north koreas chinkywood

[_bruce_]

your post brings tears to my eyes to comrade. Im so proud over best korea, even when western worlds media tries to bring their glory down trough lies the people still stand proud.

*smashes a piece of space rock with his socialist sponsored nuclear powered dentals*
No worries great Master - nuclear enrichment in full gear, Rodman Android nearing mass production... Amerigga Devil dead before the shortest of your Western movie ends!
Now. hear what common people of North Korea think about your majesty...
*waves bionic arm, hundred s of large breasted females in boots enter room and applaud the great emperor's hugely oversized genitals*

[Megalodon]

usa habe hollywood and india bollywood but none of them can produce movies like north koreas chinkywood

yes...competition...north korea in the mix...mixing things up... northkorallywood or whatever they want to call themselves...step up to the plate the rest of the world!

[cart@@n]

Gabon's army looks to be a lot of fun

[Kwon_2]

Brings tears to my eyes

Great Music in this as well Robert Mensaer

[Kim Jong Bob]

Thanks kwon, i asked ron for a name change in honour of this great country 2 hours ago, lets see if he let me change it otherwise we now that he is not a comrade of hours and  he can forget about getting a visa into north korea for the next decade or two

[Costanza]

usa habe hollywood and india bollywood but none of them can produce movies like north koreas chinkywood

lol

If I can get some glögg imported I would very much like to move to North Korea and join this great revolution.

[_aj_]

Hey Mr. Il! Congrats on landing a man on the sun!

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/541705/20140305/north-korea.htm#.UxeTovRdXU4

[Kwon_2]

they do have great sci fi movies like this

Chinkywoods best Production right there

Pulgasari of Peace!

[FermiDirac]

North Korea, best Korea. 

[Kim Jong Bob]

Hey Mr. Il! Congrats on landing a man on the sun!

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/541705/20140305/north-korea.htm#.UxeTovRdXU4

typicam western jelousy trying to trick people intö thinking its a joke, like all the rest lies the western media pukes ojt about nk.

[Irongrip400]

Are you kidding me?  That's actually pretty cool, too bad their weapons are fucking junk.  Replace that same scene with white folks circa 1938, with some Ferhbeliner Reitersmarsch or Koniggratzer Marsch, and I'd have full blown wood. (no homo)

[Kim Jong Bob]

Did you guys know that kim jong il was born under a double rainbow  in a log cabin on a holy mountain and eight months later was able to converse fluently in Korean 
He also wrote 1500 books i   a period of 3 years, lets see obama do that  

[Kim Jong Bob]

Are you kidding me?  That's actually pretty cool, too bad their weapons are fucking junk.  Replace that same scene with white folks circa 1938, with some Ferhbeliner Reitersmarsch or Koniggratzer Marsch, and I'd have full blown wood. (no homo)

cant blame you 

but those weapons are only for show to honour those that died in the korean war against the infidels in the southand usa. Their real arsenal is state of the art techniqe

[Wolfox]

Small but STRONG.