I have been on this forum long enough now to size everyone up:
Alpha males:
E-Kul -
Survived a fight with pit bulls, "has viking ancestors", doesn't accept anyone's opinions other than his own, "fears no man", and believes "happiness is a childlike state for homos". E-Kul exemplifies the lone wolf alpha.
Skorp1o -
Stands 6'2" and sports a "real Moorish beard", wears stylish watches that cost more than you make in a week, gets his ass licked by hot blondes that wouldn't give you a second glance, and is making money in the stock market. Skorp1o also, "doesn't go out worrying if some guy is going to slap his girl's ass". Skorp1o is the ladies man alpha.
Groink -
"Even pros give him respect", has huge arms, commands respect around here. Groink is that man's man alpha.
True Adonis -
People try to impress him posting their apple pie recipes, seek his approval.
Pretender Alphas (betas)
Wiggs -
Makes less money than his education warrants. Creates post with the intention of drawing respect,
and instead mostly bring ridicule upon himself.
Omega Males -
Schizzo
That homo that said he's leaving because his feelings were hurt.
Sorry if I missed anyone