Author Topic: Evan Centopani (Read 12283 times)

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:31:03 AM »

Look at his face. BEAMING WITH LUST LIKE A TEENAGER WHO IS WATCHING HIS FIRST PORN. Cocklust muscle oiled thong hazy gaze sperm blurred with a scent of soiled posing trunks.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:31:33 AM »

Quote from: IronMeister on March 11, 2014, 10:28:16 AM

Damn, I thought that Evan was a decent guy $:-\$

Johnny Bravo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:32:55 AM »

Why is this guy popping up everywhere

Johnny Bravo · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:34:13 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 11, 2014, 10:33:16 AM

haha

funny but IFBB is a masonic cult

Have you thought of pursuing a career with the IFBB?

Nails · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:36:32 AM »

Nails · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:38:01 AM »

Johnny Bravo · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2014, 10:39:27 AM »

Marshmallow physique there

AD2100 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:12:15 AM »

Quote from: Shockwave on March 11, 2014, 05:19:46 AM

Evan really does dwarf all the current pros when you see them next to each other... I noticed in those pics, hes heads and shoulders taller and wider than the rest.... just goes to show you exactly how small our current crop of manlets are..... I feel like they've been getting shorter and shorter and were just now noticing.

Bodybuilding has always been a shorter man's activity. As Arnold once told an aspiring teenage bodybuilder, "You are rather tall, perhaps you should take up basketball."

dumb junky

pissant · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:13:01 AM »

def the coolest and most down to earth pro bb'er. Seems like someone you could chill with and not be beat down by his ego.

Johnny Bravo · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:17:15 AM »

Probably was sitting hand in Hans with that mayor character

AD2100 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:19:18 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 11, 2014, 08:29:08 AM

Evan is gonna get bigger too. I bet we see 12 more pounds of muscle on him before all is said and done.

does not need it...his structure is the problem, (ie., genetics)

Seems like a pretty intelligent guy in videos. He needs to figure out how to translate that into $$$$$ in bodybuilding, or go find something more worthwhile in life.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:20:22 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 11, 2014, 10:33:16 AM

haha

funny but IFBB is a masonic cult

Haha, their interpretation of symbolism from the freemasonry is hilarious, as if they're evil

Bevo · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:20:46 AM »

Steve Kuclo is the future between the two

Shockwave · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:28:00 AM »

Quote from: AD2100 on March 11, 2014, 11:12:15 AM

Bodybuilding has always been a shorter man's activity. As Arnold once told an aspiring teenage bodybuilder, "You are rather tall, perhaps you should take up basketball."

dumb junky

haha, butthurt manlet alert. Dont be mad that women snicker when you walk by brah.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:37:25 AM »

Something ain't right about him.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2014, 02:28:20 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on March 11, 2014, 11:37:25 AM

Something ain't right about him.

Too intelligent for being a pro bodybuilder?

Parker · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2014, 02:32:36 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 11, 2014, 02:28:20 PM

Too intelligent for being a pro bodybuilder?

Naaaah, that ain't it. Otherwise, he would have gone onto something else well before he got his Pro card.

old-school-lifter · « **Reply #43 on:** March 11, 2014, 04:16:40 PM »

evan looks much X week out than on stage
he's the new dennis james

he's coming onstage too flat, prob too much diuretics and mistiming insulin and looks shit
he looks great alone but next to the other guys with better shape and a chest he looks shit

The Scott · « **Reply #44 on:** March 11, 2014, 07:19:32 PM »

Like all of these guys today, Evan's "genetics" come out of a bottle.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #45 on:** March 11, 2014, 11:38:39 PM »

he was an obese/pudgy teen with the aesthetics of a cube and the athleticism of a sloth .. his body DID come out of the bottle. Take a natural athlete like Shawn Ray and juice eat train and you see the difference. Vovlos will be Volvos with or without tuneups.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2014, 12:08:50 AM »

Evan only needs to join a gym that has a hack squat apparatus.

Automation · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2014, 12:17:27 AM »

He's just another wimpy kid who was bullied and hit the wieghts to compensate for his lack of natural alpha. Ultimately, the bullies win. They live into old age and reminisce of the good old days at school: "remember that time we kicked the shit out of _____", whilst the bullied spends his short life taking steroids in a vain attempt to expunge his natural beta status.

hipolito mejia · « **Reply #48 on:** March 25, 2014, 10:45:50 AM »

Bump.

Yanin · « **Reply #49 on:** March 25, 2014, 10:51:28 AM »

Quote from: Swede!! on March 11, 2014, 03:12:53 AM

He should stop competing and just try and land sponsors and to photo shoots for them.

Looks absolutely insane leading up to thows and then super "flat". So why bother.

This would be my dream lol.. Sit in my ass go to gym wearing a BSN tshirt and cash checks.. However YouTube fitness community have ruined this and supp company's are doing shit like 5% off wtf is that