Can money buy you the hottest women?

[Big Willy]

I been doing some thinking. Is it true the beautiful babes will fall into your lap like pigs into shit if you're a rich sonofabitch? Sure thing. But will the hos bleed you dry like a sucker as you hump them? That's da question motherfuckaz.

[visualizeperfection]

How long did that chair stay on your ass before it fell off, champ?

[BigCyp]

Hahahaha brutal 'Under Armour' shorts to suit his fitness lifestyle

[Big Willy]

How long did that chair stay on your ass before it fell off, champ?

Not as quickly as your mother's panties came off.

[visualizeperfection]

Hahahaha brutal 'Under Armour' shorts to suit his fitness lifestyle

haha.

I wonder if when he was ordering them online, he selected his size, and he saw the price jumped up, if he sat there and wondered when his life took a turn for worse.

[Big Willy]

haha.

I wonder if when he was ordering them online, he selected his size, and he saw the price jumped up, if he sat there and wondered when his life took a turn for worse.

Seems like you have plenty of experience.

[BigCyp]

haha.

I wonder if when he was ordering them online, he selected his size, and he saw the price jumped up, if he sat there and wondered when his life took a turn for worse.

Hahaha yes, I'm sure he has many of those moments, but quells the intensity of the dissapointment with another snickers

[calfzilla]

That chick has no ass, she's lucky that guy puts up with her.

[visualizeperfection]

Seems like you have plenty of experience.

dont winky face me.

dont you have a car fire to go die in 

[visualizeperfection]

Hes got two.

She has a decent turd cutter.

[Big Willy]

Hes got two.

She has a decent turd cutter.

How you think she cuts you turd?

[visualizeperfection]

How you think she cuts you turd?

[Big Willy]

dont winky face me.

dont you have a car fire to go die in 

Don't get your panties in a bunch. You raging little bitch.

[Big Willy]

You like Big Willy? You like to suckee suckee?

[BigCyp]

Sucks willies displaying bottom feeder potential in this thread

[Kwon_2]

How you think she cuts you turd?

[visualizeperfection]

Sucks willies displaying bottom feeder potential in this thread

yeah.

"sucks willies"

the bottom feeder power bottom.

it has a ring to it.

[BigCyp]

I have a feeling that sucks willies is the type of guy who soaks his pillows in cannabis resin, so he can get high when he takes in the ass

[visualizeperfection]

I have a feeling that sucks willies is the type of guy who soaks his pillows in cannabis resin, so he can get high when he takes in the ass

is it also safe to assume that all of his perverted misogynistic jokes and ambiguously homo-erotic jeers are the result of years of repressed homosexuality?

[Big Willy]

I have a feeling that sucks willies is the type of guy who soaks his pillows in cannabis resin, so he can get high when he takes in the ass

You having nightmares over that lass laughing herself silly at your little knob when you were wanking in that tent, BigSipSemen?

[BigCyp]

is it also safe to assume that all of his perverted misogynistic jokes and ambiguously homo-erotic jeers are the result of years of repressed homosexuality?

What exactly are you suggesting, visualisemenserections?

[BigCyp]

You having nightmares over that lass laughing herself silly at your little knob when you were wanking in that tent, BigSipSemen?

It's a bit strange that you were able to recount my one post on that subject, are you sure that you haven't been masturbating about it?

[visualizeperfection]

What exactly are you suggesting, visualisemenserections?

something along the lines of :

If smoking pole was an olympic sport. "Sucks willies" would be on the cover of wheaties.

[Big Willy]

It's a bit strange that you were able to recount my one post on that subject, are you sure that you haven't been masturbating about it?

I've been coming in your little wife's mouth actually.

[BigCyp]

I've been coming in your little wife's mouth actually.

Impossible, she doesn't stop nagging for long enough.