If she's on your diet there should be no crumbs.
Face too fat/round/ugly, I agree^10/10:
Fella...First it's the chick with the boobs too big, now is thr chick with the ass too big. STOP being so friggin picky bro!
Would polish her corn cannon with my tongue
In before "3,2,1" is written. Or worse, "2,3,1".I'm actually shocked it hasn't been written yet.