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The Latest in Fapping Technology
« on: March 14, 2014, 12:43:13 PM »
1. Download 3d body scans (e.g., http://www.triplegangers.com/index.php/body-scans/female-scans.html)



2. Upload scans into your Oculus Rift (the commercial version of which is slated to become available in the next few years) and fap to your heart's content

We just need scans for Cheath, Flex Lewis, etc. to become available and then we'll never need to leave our homes!


Awww yeah look at those fuckin glutes breh!!! *sploooge*

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Re: The Latest in Fapping Technology
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2014, 01:57:37 PM »
3d body scans? We can we 3d print entire body's of the female.. That's when I'll invest

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Re: The Latest in Fapping Technology
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2014, 02:00:14 PM »
We were messing with the Oculus Rift in SF last week and my coworker told me porn was going to be a major driver on this.  I didn't think so, but here you go.....
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Re: The Latest in Fapping Technology
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2014, 09:50:49 PM »
Oculus Rift at San Diego Comic Con:

Pacific Rim: Jaeger Pilot at SDCC 2014


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Re: The Latest in Fapping Technology
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2014, 03:21:33 AM »
We were messing with the Oculus Rift in SF last week and my coworker told me porn was going to be a major driver on this.  I didn't think so, but here you go.....

Porn was the major driver behind the rise of most technology these days, from videotape, to DVDs and yes, even to the modern internet. I used to think that I was in the minority, when I would use a 28.8 kb/s modem and a zmodem terminal to download uuencoded, chunked files to assemble into a "JPEG", but I was not.

Turns out the rest of the world WASN'T using the Internet to write thesis papers or share cancer cures or launch nuclear missiles. Nope, they were furiously fapping to porn too.

And so the modern Internet is optimized to produce streaming video. Why is that, I wonder?

Have an idea? Make sure that it streamlines porn delivery and it is a money printing machine.

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Re: The Latest in Fapping Technology
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2014, 04:56:07 AM »
We were messing with the Oculus Rift in SF last week and my coworker told me porn was going to be a major driver on this.  I didn't think so, but here you go.....

The japs are already way ahead on this, already have some dodgy anime porn for it, also someone made a flashlight that works in conjunction already.

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Re: The Latest in Fapping Technology
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2014, 05:58:29 AM »
1. Download 3d body scans (e.g., http://www.triplegangers.com/index.php/body-scans/female-scans.html)



2. Upload scans into your Oculus Rift (the commercial version of which is slated to become available in the next few years) and fap to your heart's content

We just need scans for Cheath, Flex Lewis, etc. to become available and then we'll never need to leave our homes!


Awww yeah look at those fuckin glutes breh!!! *sploooge*

They got a Scan of Big Ro too! Cool

http://www.triplegangers.com/index.php/body-scans/male-scans/odysseus.html

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Re: The Latest in Fapping Technology
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2014, 06:03:58 AM »
http://vimeo.com/89461943

this is pretty amazing

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Re: The Latest in Fapping Technology
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2014, 06:05:58 AM »