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Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« on: March 14, 2014, 03:15:47 PM »
Friend texting me from weigh ins, he missed weight, non-title fight... If getbiggers were unaware he cuts 25-30 lbs over 4 weeks for all his fights and swears by the "Dolce diet," which is supposed to be best way to eat and cut weight while maximizing muscles mass and performance.  Anyone here use it or familiar with it (there are books and online counseling for it)?

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2014, 03:27:36 PM »
Not really worth a wank is it?

Obviously doesnt work.

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2014, 03:30:13 PM »
JIm  ???





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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2014, 03:36:10 PM »
he has 30 min to make it. 1.5 pounds.

If he doesn't its a fucking disaster.


@DamonMartin: Johny Hendricks has to weigh in at 6pm CT for his second attempt meaning 30 minutes from now. #UFC171 Phone Post 3.0

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2014, 03:39:27 PM »
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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2014, 04:09:11 PM »
He made it.  Alls good.

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2014, 04:13:22 PM »
Alls good. Gave Dana White enuff time to recalibrate scale so his pay per view is not a disaster. LMAO

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2014, 04:17:11 PM »
Alls good. Gave Dana White enuff time to recalibrate scale so his pay per view is not a disaster. LMAO

Yeah how in hell is someone gonna loose 1.5 lbs in 30 min being allready dehydrated and having not even a 1 ml of diarrea left inside of him

Take 1 L of blood or what?

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2014, 04:19:15 PM »
Yeah how in hell is someone gonna loose 1.5 lbs in 30 min being allready dehydrated and having not even a 1 ml of diarrea left inside of him

Take 1 L of blood or what?

Even though the likelihood is they just bribed the commission, you could in theory sweat out another 1.5lbs in a sauna. Or take intravenous diuretics.

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2014, 04:20:58 PM »
Now if Hendricks is smart he goes back to his hotel room, like good pro bodybuilders do, and gets hooked up to an IV to replentish fluids/glucose ..... Alpha Rule # 143 -Always make sure one of your girlfriends is a nurse

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2014, 04:24:09 PM »
Yeah how in hell is someone gonna loose 1.5 lbs in 30 min being allready dehydrated and having not even a 1 ml of diarrea left inside of him

Take 1 L of blood or what?

You're assuming he's completely dehydrated, which isn't necessarily the case.

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2014, 04:31:03 PM »
Newsflash - Frank and Lorenzo have called off the 'hit' on Dana and an almost overweight Hendricks for fking up their PPV revenue    ;D

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2014, 06:13:26 PM »
I LOLed @ the look Johnny gave Douchle when he didn't make weight.
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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2014, 06:41:16 PM »
Now if Hendricks is smart he goes back to his hotel room, like good pro bodybuilders do, and gets hooked up to an IV to replentish fluids/glucose ..... Alpha Rule # 143 -Always make sure one of your girlfriends is a nurse

Jason Blaha is looking to go with an 8,000 calorie carb up with a couple Chinese buffets tossed in for good measure post weigh in.


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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2014, 06:42:38 PM »
Jason Blaha is looking to go with an 8,000 calorie carb up with a couple Chinese buffets tossed in for good measure post weigh in.


That dude....... Why.......?

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2014, 06:48:59 PM »
That dude....... Why.......?

I no idea but I thought I should go ahead and crowbar that video into this thread.   :D

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2014, 06:55:32 PM »
I no idea but I thought I should go ahead and crowbar that video into this thread.   :D
Haha.

Blaha has his own goals and thats fine, not everyone wants to look like a BB.. but he really is everything wrong with Youtube... he has zero to offer and just spouts off to get attention and is highly delusional about himself and his popularity. How he has developed the following he has is quite ludicrous and a testament to how fucking retarded kids are now days.

He'd just be an average lifter in any gym across America but give him youtube and some shit talking and suddenly he's a "guru". Its sad.

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2014, 03:18:58 AM »
Robbie Lawler by knockout!

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2014, 04:58:59 AM »
Jason Blaha is looking to go with an 8,000 calorie carb up with a couple Chinese buffets tossed in for good measure post weigh in.



Who is this fat, hipster cocksucker and why is he all over the internet?

He is exactly how all the people who post on sherdog's strength and conditioning forum look like.

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2014, 07:16:47 AM »
Jason Blaha is looking to go with an 8,000 calorie carb up with a couple Chinese buffets tossed in for good measure post weigh in.



Why the fuck are his arms bowed? They look like someone whittled them down. Jesus fuck he looks horrible.

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2014, 07:30:44 AM »
Dude is pulling his shoulders back and up to make his traps appear bigger and standing sideways to hide his child birthing hips.

what is he doing posting this on you tube?

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Re: Johnny Hendricks fails to make weight?!?
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2014, 07:36:20 AM »
Dude is pulling his shoulders back and up to make his traps appear bigger and standing sideways to hide his child birthing hips.

what is he doing posting this on you tube?

Hahaha he's all titling his head ever so slightly and gazing intensely into the computer monitor so he can get the angle juuuuuuust right.... :D