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« on: March 14, 2014, 09:47:17 PM »



"Sunday Morning Sex"

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."















If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed, make a doctor's appointment

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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2014, 05:22:05 PM »

haha.

so, you are saying she's single now though right?

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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 12:03:25 AM »

haha.

so, you are saying she's single now though right?



Oh Good Grief Miggy, ...yes, she's single now. Go for it. Roll Eyes lol
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 03:01:32 PM »

Even the senior citizens get laid more than I do.  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2014, 04:29:33 PM »

Even the senior citizens get laid more than I do.  Cheesy

Jewn would have given it to you every Sunday.
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2014, 03:59:52 PM »

Lolll this was awesome!

I shared it at work  Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2014, 07:28:42 PM »

Even the senior citizens get laid more than I do.  Cheesy


same here. 

So we should help each other out...just sayin'

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