Strange Sexual Encounter

[Simple Simon]

Sloughs great, the gyms in Slough, good pubs good bars and some good coke to stick up ya! If you re in Slough get it off the Albanian crew.

Way to miss the point.

[bigmc]

Sloughs great, the gyms in Slough, good pubs good bars and some good cock to stick up ya! If you re in Slough get it off the Albanian crew.

 

[the trainer]

potential rape allegation

you could be fucked

delete this thread im serious

This girl that I visit the other day I slept over and woke up in the morning to find her  giving me a blowjob and I never gave her permission to do it, do you think its too late to report it to the police.

[Skorp1o]

This girl that I visit the other day I slept over and woke up in the morning to find her  giving me a blowjob and I never gave her permission to do it, do you think its too late to report it to the police.

I had the same done to me, a girl sat on my morning wood, i was a sleep next thing theres a girl on my dick, she said she woke up and felt me hard.....morning wood is a natural occurrence and she used it without my consent.

Bigmc please advise on my rights here

[Foozle]

This girl that I visit the other day I slept over and woke up in the morning to find her  giving me a blowjob and I never gave her permission to do it, do you think its too late to report it to the police.

The "girl" you visit has a cock and balls, you skid mark licking nut chewer.

[visualizeperfection]

potential rape allegation

you could be fucked

delete this thread im serious

Yes, Yes!

exactly what I was seeing.

Not fucking kidding.

Bad news. All the way, unstable women, alcohol, emotion fueled sexual acts, bad news bro.

dead fucking serious.

be happy you got the "hey babe" text for deniability. DO NOT DELETE THAT.

[Cleanest Natural]

 

if BJ was great maybe you should try a dry one as well  

[Skorp1o]

Yes, Yes!

exactly what I was seeing.

Not fucking kidding.

Bad news. All the way, unstable women, alcohol, emotion fueled sexual acts, bad news bro.

dead fucking serious.

be happy you got the "hey babe" text for deniability. DO NOT DELETE THAT.

She's sent more text since then saying how she likes and feels embarrassed abt her behaviour and we're having lunch on weds

[Mick33]

Not to bore you with background detail, I went to this Milf's place (30yrs old)  in Chelsea after a night out, very pretty but a bit cocky, petite tanned, plastic boobs (not too big this time), we sit on the bed, I try and be polite and act like Im not just after sex so I started to make "deep" convo to try and show off the intelligent getbigger that I am and her 3 yr old son came up in conversation, girl breaks down in tears and starts crying hysterically, the kid has some firm of ADHD and she can't cope with her life no more. Now here I am at 4am in some randoms man's house comforting his woman and I can't get her to calm down.

I start to think of ways to exit this situation as the crying got worse, then she passionately kisses me whilst crying and starts making out with me....she pushes me down and start giving me a very fast action BJ and very mechanical (still crying) my c*ck was covered in tears, snot the whole slop and she was not slowing down...I was confused as hell and felt like this is very very wrong, I looked down and there a woman crying her eyes out with my cock in her mouth and yet I was loving it, felt like the best BJ I ever had. Came like a king and got the hell out as quickly as I could politely manage.

Haven't spoke to her and she just txt me this morning "hi babe" with no mention of our starnge encounter  

One chick I won't be seeing again.

You will be calling her soon. 

[bigmc]

I had the same done to me, a girl sat on my morning wood, i was a sleep next thing theres a girl on my dick, she said she woke up and felt me hard.....morning wood is a natural occurrence and she used it without my consent.

Bigmc please advise on my rights here

she has violated you mate

you should become a vegan and go and live in a commune

[JediTerminator]

ADHD kids and high doses of steroids in the boyfriend/step dad/parent is a stroke waiting to happen. RUNNNNNN

[Skorp1o]

she has violated you mate

 Bloody abusive young hot blonde chicks with big boobs  I'm no longer toleranting this

[bigmc]

Bloody abusive young hot blonde chicks with big boobs  I'm no longer toleranting this

send me some naked  pics of said hot blonde

just to make sure i dont make the same mistake 

[syntaxmachine]

Didn't read the comments yet. How did you deduce that you were in "some random man's" house?

[Skorp1o]

Didn't read the comments yet. How did you deduce that you in "some random man's" house?

Shes separated and he moved out a few weeks ago....so it's his house.

[Skorp1o]

send me some naked  pics of said hot blonde

just to make sure i dont make the same mistake 

I like your professionalism Bigmc lol

[mr.turbo]

wow another strong story bro keep em cumming

totally deranged, yet hot seem to go hand in hand by my experience

all in all, if tears are flowing at that moment, probably not a long term prospect

most likely some daddy issues going on

[calfzilla]

most girls cry when I fuck them.  Don't understand why 

Don't worry, it's very common with rape.

[Skorp1o]

totally deranged, yet hot seem to go hand in hand by my experience

Unfortunately that's the case, most girls I really like and could see as long term material tend to be a 5 or a 6 at best. If u find an 8,9 10.....keep her cos trust me it's hard to find sane ones.

[no one]

Unfortunately that's the case, most girls I really like and could see as long term material tend to be a 5 or a 6 at best. If u find an 8,9 10.....keep her cos trust me it's hard to find sane ones.

bro- they're all fucked. best one can hope for is finding one whos level of fuckedupness you can tolerate for a period of time.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

A woman crying while she's giving you head? Shit people pay extra for that kind of thing...That will go into your spank bank for future use...

[240 is Back]

Thats what you think. 

LOL!


All kidding aside, in 20 years, this will be the memorable sex you'll think back to.   the crazy shit.

[Nirvana]

Yesterday I went to the mall and as soon as I walked in the door chicks started sucking my dick and spreading their ass cheeks.

[Roger Bacon]

It's not right to take advantage of stupid women.

(no homo)

[Skorp1o]

Quick update, we had a coffee in Costa, a very big busy costa, I made sure I made her laugh as we were facign CCTV cameras, she text me saying how lovely I am and that she'd like to see me again (not happening I can tell you that)

But I don't feel parranoid now, she seems very normal by day, a bit too much lip pouting and was even wearing fake lashes and drenched in perfume. A propper typical Essex milf who made it to Chelsea.

This book is closed.