... starts selling soiled underwear? Starting from $50 ofc.
White Gucci y-fronts with small/medium/large/xlarge sized skid marks.
Also, how long until mr Oilbag himself leaves humanity behind for good? And what will he wear on his death bed? Will he fit a suit, or will it be one of those epic "Love it, Kill it" tank tops of peace?
And remember kids; "eat big to get big", "they're basically a bunch of haters, I don't inject oil", "basically eat 6-10 times a day", "one day you may", "love it, kill it", "that will be $50 sir", "I'll meet you at Gold's parking lot".
Godspeed