I would put my foot in Coaches ass, but since was the first person to steer the conversation in a physical direction, I require the following from him as a good host for his own ass kicking:
1. Plane tickets to his gym. Actually don't need to fly, however plane tickets are obligatory in the arena of Internet fight challenges. Maybe I can trade them in for points.
2. A signed agreement that explicitly states there will be no interference from Kongo, Rampage, Tyrell, Norquill, Dayquill, or any other young black 'prospects'. We will fight one on one like men.
3.A signed written agreement that explicitly states there will be no head butting, no eye gouging, no hair pulling, no cock smacking, no tea bagging, no dirty Sanchez.
4.An emailed agreement with e sig that explicitly states I will not be harmed while signing the afforementioned agreements in person.
