I'll pony up a story that will make the people who hate me on here smile and clap.
I was walking to a 7-11 and this guy in a truck pulls in and spins his tires shooting gravel at me. He gets out of his truck and being this is 12 years ago Im off my ass retarded not caring about anything. He's bigger than me but I dont care and call him everyname in the book. He walks towards me and I take a homerun swing at him, he ducks and absolutely fucking drills me flush over the right eye. One of two times Ive been knocked out. I woke up a few seconds later, got up, looked at him and said "thats the hardest Ive been hit in my life" and went home. Similar to this video