wut?
i'm not going to fucking ibiza for girls
i am getting hot bitches right here all thanks to steroided arms
now hopefully this penis pump will actually anlarge my penis that way i can get more bitches
In Ibiza you can spend the afternoon with a German girl, the evening with a Scottish girl and the morning wake up with an Essex girl...this is priceless.
There's also Nigerian women, Aids ridden illegals who try and sell you a bj for 10 euros on your way back to the hotel, I foresee this being more up your street.