a portrait of "no one"
he's a big dude, I have no question about that, big and orange, however,..............
he's the kind of guy who walks around a club bumping guys thinking he is all that. When called on it by a smaller guy he immediately says "sorry bro sorry it was an accident". When smaller guy walks no one tells his buddies "I would have kicked his ass but i would have got kicked out". Then he either buys the small guy a drink when his buddies arent looking or runs to the bouncers to get little guy kicked out.
absolutely idolizes xfactor and sits at home wondering what he can do to imitate xfactor more. Probably has had gay fantasies about xfactor.
doesnt just go to the gym--actually specifically picks an outfit. Spends absurd amounts of time looking in the mirror.
Girls probably like what they see but when he opens his mouth and does nothing but talk about himself they lose interest fast. Every girl he has dated has cheated on him (can you blame them).
is an extreme road rager but locks that door if someone calls him on it
is an absolute king of threatening to "call the cops"
sits in his place saying to himself how he would "smash avesher and alex's faces", completely convincing himself of this yet we could be in his front yard and he would claim to be someone else or dial the police.
anyone else who types anything from 3 words to 10 paragraphs is melting down but he is never melting down in his mind.
never been in a fight but if he has he "slaps" or throws home run haymakers with less than a clue what he is doing. But I say never fought cause god forbid someone hits him in his face
bottom line: no one is younger, bigger and stronger than me (not sure about alex though) yet will always be the prototype of the keyboard warrior. And thats his thing. He would never risk getting a couple in face, and couldnt take the humility of a 48 year old out of shape man beating him senseless. I dont say this "melting down" or any of that, its just a simple fact that I am pretty confident 99% of the board knows would happen. He's the toughest anonymous person going--lol.
but its all good, I like this game on here. It gives me some laughs at how someone who thinks they are a "real man" cower behind a keyboard and live the delusion that he could stand a chance with me or alex. Im all for playing along some more, it makes for good reading and good lol's for the rest of the board to follow along
