Author Topic: US Getbiggers, it's been nice knowing you (Read 4957 times)

Skorp1o · « **on:** March 21, 2014, 05:57:01 AM »

Dmitry Kiselev, a high-profile presenter with the Rossiya Segodnya media group, provoked the most controversy. Earlier this week he said on Russian television that Russia was “the world’s only country that is ready to turn the USA into radioactive ash”.

I'm planning on renting a Villa in Ibiza for the summer, no wars ever come to the isle, you're all welcome to hide with me, we'll be getting wasted everyday and hitting a gym nearby, offer open to all US guys, even the ones who hate me like effervescent and Esfitness, we'll take some E's and have big group hugs telling each other how fucking awesome we are

lol

polychronopolous · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2014, 05:58:26 AM »

Sayin' ain't doin'

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2014, 05:58:28 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 21, 2014, 05:57:01 AM

Dmitry Kiselev, a high-profile presenter with the Rossiya Segodnya media group, provoked the most controversy. Earlier this week he said on Russian television that Russia was “the world’s only country that is ready to turn the USA into radioactive ash”.

I'm planning on renting a Villa in Ibiza for the summer, no wars ever come to the isle, we'll be getting wasted everyday and hitting a gym nearby, you're all welcome to hide with me, even guys who hate me like effervescent and Esfitness, we'll take some E's and have big group hugs telling each other how fucking awesome we are lol

People still take that shit?

Skorp1o · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:02:42 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on March 21, 2014, 05:58:28 AM

People still take that shit?

I don't know, I would presume so, in Ibiza I am yet to see someone sober, I normally stick to alcohol.

But Effervescent and Esfitness could use some as they seem to have tight knots in their asses which need loosening up

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Darren Avey · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:04:42 AM »

Es are sooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo 1990s.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:06:23 AM »

russian bear of peace

Skorp1o · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:06:47 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 21, 2014, 06:04:42 AM

Es are sooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo 1990s.

You're gona turn into radioactive ash, stop worrying about drug trends and come join me where its safe.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:10:06 AM »

please dont blow up US & A

RC lives there with his many children

MAXX · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:12:46 AM »

Silly statement.

US would win a nuclear war against Russia easely.

More than 10 times bigger fleet and air force. And, more advanced. US would make ash out of the major Russian capitals and military bases within a few hours if they wanted to. Russia couldn't do the same thing.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:17:19 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on March 21, 2014, 06:12:46 AM

Silly statement.

US would win a nuclear war against Russia easely.

More than 10 times bigger fleet and air force. US would make ash out of the major Russian capitals and military bases within a few hours if they wanted to. Russia couldn't do the same thing.

Please don't, this girl lives in Russia

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:19:17 AM »

it would take more than a nuke to take down the power house that is VisualizePerfection.

FermiDirac · « **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:19:31 AM »

“The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.” - Carl Sagan

On another note, would be awesome to meet up with all these muscle hunks at Ibiza.

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:20:04 AM »

Murica is a festering shithole, might be a good thing if the Ruskies ash it.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:21:43 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 21, 2014, 06:06:47 AM

You're gona turn into radioactive ash, stop worrying about drug trends and come join me where its safe.

Im in England tho I should be ok but I wouldn't mind going to Ibiza back to the island lalalalalaalalalalaalala lalaalalalalala

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:21:58 AM »

Quote from: muscleman-2013 on March 21, 2014, 06:20:04 AM

Murica is a festering shithole, might be a good thing if the Ruskies ash it.

where are you from, sport?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:22:57 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 21, 2014, 06:02:42 AM

I don't know, I would presume so, in Ibiza I am yet to see someone sober, I normally stick to alcohol.

But Effervescent and Esfitness could use some as they seem to have tight knots in their asses which need loosening up .

Yes I'm sure your ass is quite loose

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:23:55 AM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 06:21:58 AM

where are you from, sport?

Just over the border.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #17 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:26:48 AM »

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:27:06 AM »

In Ibiza, people are always :

1 - Not sober. Alcohol or whatever
2 - Horny
3 - Pathological liars. Examples : "No, I haven't been drinking". "No, I don't have any more hash". "I normally don't fuck on the first date." "You can believe me."

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:27:29 AM »

Quote from: FermiDirac on March 21, 2014, 06:19:31 AM

“The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.” - Carl Sagan

On another note, would be awesome to meet up with all these muscle hunks at Ibiza.

Outed

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #20 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:28:23 AM »

just hide out in canada everybody loves us we have the moonshine beer

chaos · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:47:18 AM »

Quote from: muscleman-2013 on March 21, 2014, 06:23:55 AM

Just over the border.

Decent english for a mexican.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #22 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:51:07 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on March 21, 2014, 05:57:01 AM

Dmitry Kiselev, a high-profile presenter with the Rossiya Segodnya media group, provoked the most controversy. Earlier this week he said on Russian television that Russia was “the world’s only country that is ready to turn the USA into radioactive ash”.

I'm planning on renting a Villa in Ibiza for the summer, no wars ever come to the isle, you're all welcome to hide with me, we'll be getting wasted everyday and hitting a gym nearby, offer open to all US guys, even the ones who hate me like effervescent and Esfitness, we'll take some E's and have big group hugs telling each other how fucking awesome we are lol

Again...says the guy who called me out by name when I've never given you a thought.

You seem to want me to notice you very badly.

mass243 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:01:56 AM »

Oh brother, he was explaining to tv audience how "The dead hand" aka "Perimeter" systems works.

If USA launches attack and manages to destroy even some of the command centers, the automatic sensors spread all over the country detect the strike and launch all-out counter strike automatically without need of involvement of command chain (destroyed at this point).

HE DIDN'T THREATEN TO NUKE USA But I guess sensational "news" headers sell better

Plus the guy in question is known for his somewhat odd remarks..

Skorp1o · « **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:04:42 AM »

Quote from: The Effervescent on March 21, 2014, 06:51:07 AM

Again...says the guy who called me out by name when I've never given you a thought.

You seem to want me to notice you very badly.

I extend kindness to everyone, even assholes like yourself