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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #75 on: March 24, 2014, 10:18:27 AM »
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #76 on: March 24, 2014, 11:20:56 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 21, 2014, 10:34:27 AM
Scottsdale woman first little person to compete in figure event



She's got that native Scottsdale look, not the pretend "moved from south Phoenix, lived in Glendale for a while, now I'm claiming I'm from Scottsdale" look.

Like the kind of chick a Getbigger would meet when he was having dinner on Saturday night at the Biltmore. NOT the cretins who save up for a month, put on their best sports paraphenalia, then head down to Fashion Square Mall and "fine dine" at Z-Tejas.

Would hit.
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #77 on: March 25, 2014, 04:31:06 AM »
One cannot have enough awkward sex stories to tell. You never know when you're gonna get drunk at a bar and feel the need to blow it talking to a hot girl by letting her know you fucked about everything with a vagina that walks and breathes.
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #78 on: March 25, 2014, 04:39:26 AM »
Holy shit that's a good looking midget.

Would spin on my dick/10.
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #79 on: March 25, 2014, 04:41:06 AM »
Quote from: nasum on March 25, 2014, 04:39:26 AM
Holy shit that's a good looking midget.

Would spin on my dick/10.

would you eat a parfait consisting of her feminine discharge?
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #80 on: March 25, 2014, 05:05:32 AM »
Quote from: ChopperRider on March 24, 2014, 11:20:56 AM
She's got that native Scottsdale look, not the pretend "moved from south Phoenix, lived in Glendale for a while, now I'm claiming I'm from Scottsdale" look.

Like the kind of chick a Getbigger would meet when he was having dinner on Saturday night at the Biltmore. NOT the cretins who save up for a month, put on their best sports paraphenalia, then head down to Fashion Square Mall and "fine dine" at Z-Tejas.

Would hit.

Or who get their evening "best" at Last Chance?   ;D
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nasum

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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #81 on: March 25, 2014, 05:13:22 AM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on March 25, 2014, 04:41:06 AM
would you eat a parfait consisting of her feminine discharge?

Is the discharge the result of some sort of long term yeast infection?

If so, then absolutely.
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #82 on: March 25, 2014, 05:20:12 AM »
Quote from: ChopperRider on March 24, 2014, 11:20:56 AM
She's got that native Scottsdale look, not the pretend "moved from south Phoenix, lived in Glendale for a while, now I'm claiming I'm from Scottsdale" look.

Like the kind of chick a Getbigger would meet when he was having dinner on Saturday night at the Biltmore. NOT the cretins who save up for a month, put on their best sports paraphenalia, then head down to Fashion Square Mall and "fine dine" at Z-Tejas.

Would hit.
I feel like this is some kind of veiled insult at another getbigger....
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #83 on: March 25, 2014, 06:17:24 AM »
cant be fucking no oompa loompas


cant be fucking them at all
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #84 on: March 25, 2014, 06:21:10 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 06:17:24 AM
cant be fucking no oompa loompas


cant be fucking them at all

That's bad news for my planned pornographic remake of willy wanka and the chocolate hole factory, starring an all getbig cast.
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #85 on: March 25, 2014, 06:54:55 AM »
Apparently she celebrated her recent win by buying a new VW

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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #86 on: March 25, 2014, 08:03:12 AM »
4 feet tall and took 4th place out of 19.
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #87 on: March 25, 2014, 09:00:11 AM »



Could dress her up in a school uniform then walk past Chris Hansen and make faces at him.
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Re: Small NPC competitor Amanda Loy - 22 years old - 4 feet tall
« Reply #88 on: March 25, 2014, 02:57:21 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on March 25, 2014, 09:00:11 AM


Could dress her up in a school uniform then walk past Chris Hansen and make faces at him.

 ;D That was funny!
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