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Can you dance
« on: March 22, 2014, 05:12:32 PM »
Do you know how to dance cause that is the secret, the way you move and thrust your hips on the dance floor helps a woman to decide if you know how to fuck, once you start thrusting on her she gets excited and when she feels your erection she pushes on you even closer, then you know you are going to get laid, so for the getbiggers who dont know how to dance you are shit out of luck with the hot bitches.
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YngiweRhoads

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2014, 05:16:53 PM »
No. I'm a man.
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2014, 05:23:13 PM »
Quote from: YngiweRhoads on March 22, 2014, 05:16:53 PM
No. I'm a man.

you play guitar.  This means you dont really have to know how to dance.  carry in a guitar case and you're ahead of 80% of the dudes in the place.  if you're standing around the club, then you're on break from playing.
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YngiweRhoads

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2014, 05:28:49 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 22, 2014, 05:23:13 PM
you play guitar.  This means you dont really have to know how to dance.  carry in a guitar case and you're ahead of 80% of the dudes in the place.  if you're standing around the club, then you're on break from playing.

Musicians can't dance. ;)

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2014, 08:59:51 PM »
i can do the "basic" date dancing, club and formal.
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2014, 12:30:36 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on March 22, 2014, 05:12:32 PM
Do you know how to dance cause that is the secret, the way you move and thrust your hips on the dance floor helps a woman to decide if you know how to fuck, once you start thrusting on her she gets excited and when she feels your erection she pushes on you even closer, then you know you are going to get laid, so for the getbiggers who dont know how to dance you are shit out of luck with the hot bitches.

That explains...

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2014, 12:34:15 AM »
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2014, 12:43:18 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on March 22, 2014, 05:12:32 PM
Do you know how to dance cause that is the secret, the way you move and thrust your hips on the dance floor helps a woman to decide if you know how to fuck, once you start thrusting on her she gets excited and when she feels your erection she pushes on you even closer, then you know you are going to get laid, so for the getbiggers who dont know how to dance you are shit out of luck with the hot bitches.
to bad you only go to gayclubs
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2014, 01:46:57 AM »
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2014, 01:50:42 AM »
Can you dance?



You can dance if you want to.  ;D
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2014, 01:56:42 AM »
I dance like elaine from Seinfeld
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Kwon_2

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2014, 02:03:17 AM »
Haven't danced in years, but used to be able to dance like Renan Barao



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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2014, 02:06:25 AM »
Dancing is for women and homosexuals, why do I need to repeat this over and over again?








Oh wait...
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2014, 02:08:52 AM »
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2014, 02:09:11 AM »
Like a white Carlton.  Bitches love a white Carlton.
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dr.chimps

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2014, 06:41:42 AM »
                Me

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2014, 06:49:12 AM »
I dance when I'm drunk. Not very well of course.

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2014, 08:38:42 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on March 22, 2014, 05:12:32 PM
Do you know how to dance cause that is the secret, the way you move and thrust your hips on the dance floor helps a woman to decide if you know how to fuck, once you start thrusting on her she gets excited and when she feels your erection she pushes on you even closer, then you know you are going to get laid, so for the getbiggers who dont know how to dance you are shit out of luck with the hot bitches.
I think che is quite the salsa dancer, and posted vids to prove it.
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2014, 10:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Parker on March 24, 2014, 08:38:42 PM
I think che is quite the salsa dancer, and posted vids to prove it.

Can you please repost them please?  :)
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2014, 05:10:43 AM »
Ya I know we've all seen it.  Coolest dance scene ever:

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YngiweRhoads

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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2014, 09:40:53 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 23, 2014, 02:06:25 AM
Dancing is for women and homosexuals, why do I need to repeat this over and over again?








Oh wait...

Exactly.

Is there anything more idiotic or demeaning? Shit, even women looks like fools when they're dancing.
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2014, 01:06:44 PM »
a little bit. it's my dream to study dance a little bit
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Re: Can you dance
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2014, 12:14:34 PM »
Pretty much how I seduced my wife -

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