Author Topic: The toughest man on the planet (Read 15002 times)

panos32 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2014, 03:55:07 PM »

freakiest peak in the history of bodybuilding imo (if you know the guy...)

_aj_ · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2014, 03:55:15 PM »

Is that a 15 year old picture of Scott Steiner?

sagittal chest · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2014, 03:58:50 PM »

Livestrong bitches

Wiggs · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:00:33 PM »

I'd beat this uninut to a bloody pulp and none would do anything about it. How do you like them apples?

sagittal chest · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:01:21 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 23, 2014, 04:00:33 PM

I'd beat this uninut to a bloody pulp and none would do anything about it. How do you like them apples?

Lance would slap you silly and then destroy you with a cutting arrogant remark. Don't fool yourself.

Melkor · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:02:37 PM »

Yeah he's not looking too good more recently:

His brother Rick was much tougher than this juiced up fool ever was.

Army of One · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:02:51 PM »

Quote from: sagittal chest on March 23, 2014, 03:58:50 PM

Livestrong bitches

Monster receding hairline, 13 inch neck, visible clavicles and 12.5 inch arms

sagittal chest · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:03:50 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on March 23, 2014, 04:02:51 PM

Monster receding hairline, 13 inch neck, visible clavicles and 12.5 inch arms

You would cower like a true beta under Lances glacial stare

bradistani · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:04:35 PM »

you're not darren avey

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:05:22 PM »

Quote from: sagittal chest on March 23, 2014, 04:01:21 PM

Lance would slap you silly and then destroy you with a cutting arrogant remark. Don't fool yourself.

Lance would be lucky to last more than 5 seconds against me. This skinny little limp dick would regret ever encountering me.

Wiggs · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:06:55 PM »

Big Pappa Pump is a bad mofo. All he cares about are his peaks and his freaks...in that order.

sagittal chest · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 23, 2014, 04:05:22 PM

Lance would be lucky to last more than 5 seconds against me. This skinny little limp dick would regret ever encountering me.

Lance would cause you to wear out as you frantically throw fat guy haymakers to no avail - then his superior endurance would kick in and he'd hit you with some Savate style kicks he picked up in France, leaving you just as black but much bluer.

Lustral · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:10:49 PM »

Toughest man in the world doesn't go crying to Oprah in an interview.

Still, I think he was hard done by. He was first cheater in a tour full of cheaters. Ullrich, Pantani etc were all proven cheats yet keep their trophies.

Wiggs · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:10:58 PM »

Quote from: sagittal chest on March 23, 2014, 04:07:41 PM

Lance would cause you to wear out as you frantically throw fat guy haymakers to no avail - then his superior endurance would kick in and he'd hit you with some Savate style kicks he picked up in France, leaving you just as black but much bluer.

He'd piss his pants just because of presence alone. He has no chance against me. None. End this thread or have him to sign a waiver. I'll sign one.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:15:45 PM »

Glacial Stare of Peace

James28 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2014, 04:17:46 PM »

He's obviously of twink built (yet look better than 95% of Getbig untrained fat asses) but his pain threshold is superhuman. Go test for yourself. Get on a bike and peddle as fast as you can. Do it up hill. When the lactic acid start seeping in, keep going the same pace and do it for another 5-6 hours. Then come back and tell us. And by all means, take some EPO. Let us know how that helped you in this quest.