Author Topic: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..  (Read 1808 times)

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.. for bro science sake.

Haven't lifted whatsoever last year or so (except for my bam-bam of a kid who weighs a ton for some reasons of true genetics).

Started picking up weights again on Feb 26th as an OCD challenge to yours truly; rule := #beers allowed <= number of set performed. Cigs 1/2 of said previous rules on a 24hr basis.

Found my measuring tape today while unpacking, fuck it, let's face some digits.

Pre OCD Challenge Stats:
17 3/4" arms
50" chest
38" waist
27" 'legs'
4.5" flaccid cock (of peace).

Today's stats:
18 7/8" arms
52" chest
36" waist
28" legs
5.5" semi flaccid cockaroolo (spotted my wife's backpussy while measuring so result may vary)


Sorry "slow" gainers, muscle memory is real...

VikingGenesOfPeaceSpeed.

Pics soon, following unpacking.

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2014, 07:31:45 PM »
new house of peace

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2014, 07:33:00 PM »
.. for bro science sake.

Haven't lifted whatsoever last year or so (except for my bam-bam of a kid who weighs a ton for some reasons of true genetics).

Started picking up weights again on Feb 26th as an OCD challenge to yours truly; rule := #beers allowed <= number of set performed. Cigs 1/2 of said previous rules on a 24hr basis.

Found my measuring tape today while unpacking, fuck it, let's face some digits.

Pre OCD Challenge Stats:
17 3/4" arms
50" chest
38" waist
27" 'legs'
4.5" flaccid cock (of peace).

Today's stats:
18 7/8" arms
52" chest
36" waist
28" legs
5.5" semi flaccid cockaroolo (spotted my wife's backpussy while measuring so result may vary)


Sorry "slow" gainers, muscle memory is real...

VikingGenesOfPeaceSpeed.

Pics soon, following unpacking.

Bodyfat percentage please?

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2014, 07:35:45 PM »
.. for bro science sake.

Haven't lifted whatsoever last year or so (except for my bam-bam of a kid who weighs a ton for some reasons of true genetics).

Started picking up weights again on Feb 26th as an OCD challenge to yours truly; rule := #beers allowed <= number of set performed. Cigs 1/2 of said previous rules on a 24hr basis.

Found my measuring tape today while unpacking, fuck it, let's face some digits.

Pre OCD Challenge Stats:
17 3/4" arms
50" chest
38" waist
27" 'legs'
4.5" flaccid cock (of peace).

Today's stats:
18 7/8" arms
52" chest
36" waist
28" legs
5.5" semi flaccid cockaroolo (spotted my wife's backpussy while measuring so result may vary)


Sorry "slow" gainers, muscle memory is real...

VikingGenesOfPeaceSpeed.

Pics soon, following unpacking.


Thats about a 25% increase.

Yes.

SOLID GAINS.


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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2014, 10:52:53 PM »
Bodyfat percentage please?

How do you get that? Looked it up a little and sounds kinda gay to pinch another "man" for adipose measurements... do you do that on a regular basis?

Nevertheless... I was 236lb when I started now about about 242lb... 


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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2014, 11:01:55 PM »
Do you wear jeans with an elasticated waist, "King"?

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2014, 11:05:58 PM »
Daddy works a long day. He'll be coming home late, yeah he's coming home late. And he's bringing me a surprise. 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice.  I've waited for a long time.  Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger.

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2014, 12:21:25 AM »
Godspeed

What's your training like? Basic compounds, isolation, anything in between?

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2014, 02:46:48 AM »
I'm not a statistician, I'll come back when there's a picture in this thread.
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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2014, 02:58:38 AM »
Daddy works a long day. He'll be coming home late, yeah he's coming home late. And he's bringing me a surprise. 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice.  I've waited for a long time.  Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger.

Love that song.

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2014, 07:45:22 PM »
Godspeed

What's your training like? Basic compounds, isolation, anything in between?

very basic approach. 3 days split pull/push/legs. start with compound Like bench, squat, Military press, pull ups, deadz, bent over schmoes.

then lateral raises on pull day, biceps and triceps isolations.


the cauck isolated post workout meal while laying on my back.

that's how alpha-foxtrot kings roll.

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2014, 07:49:18 PM »
Daddy works a long day. He'll be coming home late, yeah he's coming home late. And he's bringing me a surprise. 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice.  I've waited for a long time.  Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger.


It's a little past supper time
I'm still out on the porch steps sittin' on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondrin' if everything's alright,
Moma said,"Come in boy, don't waste your time,"
I said,"I've got time. Well he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talkin' to myself.
Where were you? Where'd ya go? Daddy can't you tell?

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2014, 07:52:37 PM »
"Sundown, you better take care if I find you've been creeping 'round my backstairs"
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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2014, 07:58:58 PM »
.. for bro science sake.

Haven't lifted whatsoever last year or so (except for my bam-bam of a kid who weighs a ton for some reasons of true genetics).

Started picking up weights again on Feb 26th as an OCD challenge to yours truly; rule := #beers allowed <= number of set performed. Cigs 1/2 of said previous rules on a 24hr basis.

Found my measuring tape today while unpacking, fuck it, let's face some digits.

Pre OCD Challenge Stats:
17 3/4" arms
50" chest
48" waist
27" 'legs'
4.5" flaccid cock (of peace).

Today's stats:
18 7/8" arms
52" chest
46" waist
28" legs
5.5" semi flaccid cockaroolo (spotted my wife's backpussy while measuring so result may vary)


Sorry "slow" gainers, muscle memory is real...

VikingGenesOfPeaceSpeed.

Pics soon, following unpacking.

:/
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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2014, 08:01:18 PM »
"Sundown, you better take care if I find you've been creeping 'round my backstairs"

I love having strangers creeping up my backstairs. maybe its just me.

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2014, 08:29:16 PM »
Those cock push-ups seem to be working nicely

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2014, 08:34:59 PM »
I love having strangers creeping up my backstairs. maybe its just me.

lol

slurp  :P

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Re: Hardgainer wetdream of peace... not bragging just stating facts..
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2014, 08:54:44 PM »
King got the name due to the condom size he would insist his negro tops wear.