Does she surf?
Ha! TW with the Apocalypse Now reference, awesome.
True story, I had a shirt like this (Chopper's Inc.), and I used to wear it to the gym. One day, an older lady friend, Nancy, sees it, comes up to me and says, "Hey, he killed my friend."
Fuck me. Turns out, she went to school with Steven Parent, Manson's first victim. I felt like shit and never wore that shirt to the gym again.