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Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« on: March 24, 2014, 07:36:17 AM »
I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2014, 07:38:41 AM »
Pretty old but still gets a laugh

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2014, 07:41:04 AM »
It's actually sadder to watch this than some of the Jason Genova delusions.

Just a pitiful lack of self-awareness.

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2014, 07:54:43 AM »
I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

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Still a better Pool Party than Art Atwood's..... :P
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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2014, 07:56:31 AM »
Robert Burneika.  It is one of the saddest sites ever.  The failed attempt at a fist pump makes me feel bad for the guy.  It's almost as pathetic as Groinks mug shot for drunk driving.

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2014, 08:03:38 AM »
Does this guy not have any real friends that would tell him to sit the hell down? That was embarrassing to watch..

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2014, 08:06:00 AM »
Thats because he look shit shit a blob a fridge with a big belly now if this guy was at the pool party everbody would have being staring and wanting to hook up.


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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2014, 08:18:12 AM »
Thats because he look shit shit a blob a fridge with a big belly now if this guy was at the pool party everbody would have being staring and wanting to hook up.


because of his bulge

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2014, 08:28:51 AM »
because of his bulge

Not only the bulge but he is sexy, when you are lifting remember that you got to look sexy you cant look  like a blob.

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2014, 08:30:46 AM »
We've discussed this. That guy is a) old b) balding c) fat.

If you're attractive and have a decent physique (which he doesn't, he's a bloated sack of mega-dosed baby shit without even the decency to be lean)

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2014, 08:36:43 AM »
We've discussed this. That guy is a) old b) balding c) fat.

If you're attractive and have a decent physique (which he doesn't, he's a bloated sack of mega-dosed baby shit without even the decency to be lean)

He has zero personality and charisma....see his body language when that chick said something to him, he was very shy and awkward, even someone with a 10+ physique, you can't just sit there with your oiled abs and expect the world to worship you, howveer, use the abs as that extra boost you need when you make a move on a girl and you across as witty, pleasant and interesting.
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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2014, 08:37:36 AM »
THE PROBLEM IS ALL THE WOMEN THERE ARE WHITE

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2014, 08:40:30 AM »
However, he does seem to be enjoying the attention of the schmoe with the camera. There's one person anyway he could get a blow job from if he wants it.

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2014, 08:42:23 AM »


alex lesukov jumped by a pack of negro women

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2014, 08:43:43 AM »
Would you take a punch from him?


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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2014, 08:45:45 AM »


alex lesukov jumped by a pack of negro women

That video summarises the day of a getbigger

















































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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2014, 08:46:48 AM »
Thats because he look shit shit a blob a fridge with a big belly now if this guy was at the pool party everbody would have being staring and wanting to hook up.



That 'haircut' is the shittiest thing I have ever seen, makes him look like a gay lil wayne

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2014, 08:48:02 AM »
Would you take a punch from him?

Would he take a punch from me?

What he did there was the equivalent of a sucker puch (albeit a pre-agreed one) there's skinny hebrew knocking peoples lights out left and right with sucker punches, nothing unusual or impressive there. That bodybuilder will not get past a 3 minute round sparring with his cardio.
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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2014, 08:54:10 AM »

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2014, 08:58:29 AM »

"Like 30 seconds, like a minute, ,like 100rpm, like…"

I would slap him around the head every time he used the word "like" whilst in my company.

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2014, 09:03:23 AM »
when you are lifting remember that you got to look sexy you cant look  like a blob.

This is actually great advice and people tend to lose sight of this.

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2014, 09:04:24 AM »
Burneika doing Yoga

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2014, 09:11:21 AM »

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2014, 09:12:44 AM »
"Like 30 seconds, like a minute, ,like 100rpm, like…"

I would slap him around the head every time he used the word "like" whilst in my company.
LOL FUNNY SHIT...like a wwe skit...bob looked good there tho.

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Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2014, 09:14:22 AM »
These pools are queer fests.  They're 3 feet high and people wading around in them trying to act cool.  The amount of white trash tatoos was unbearable.