Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party

[Simple Simon]

LOL FUNNY SHIT...like a wwe skit...bob looked good there tho.

Stupid analhalo switched the vids, the original one was some random dumb fuck male fitness model saying "like" every other word.

[falco]

[Skorp1o]

Dead by 23...oh hang on 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

It's as if there was a director filming this and he told everyone at the pool to ignore the hideous monster and he will go away...

[falco]

[Donny]

Would he take a punch from me?

What he did there was the equivalent of a sucker puch (albeit a pre-agreed one) there's skinny hebrew knocking peoples lights out left and right with sucker punches, nothing unusual or impressive there. That bodybuilder will not get past a 3 minute round sparring with his cardio.

say this over and over again here...skill is key. you got to have 3 things, skill, stamina , natural aggression. met so many wanna be Bruce lee dicks in my time. Being big does not mean you are hard.

[falco]

Burneika acts like he is the centre of all attentions but nobody could have care less...
Then he tries to act cool and impressive out of the pool and guess what? nobody gives a flying fawk.
Lol, what a douche.

[no one]

sadly this is how they most are.

no real confidence. awkward in social situations. their whole persoanlity is based on being 'big', not being secure in themselves or having a well developed personality.

what really sucks is dildos like this give bigger guys a who are cool a bad name. stereotypes abound due to the behaviour of these guys.

[JasonH]

Burneika acts like he is the centre of all attentions but nobody could have care less...
Then he tries to act cool and impressive out of the pool and guess what? nobody gives a flying fawk.
Lol, what a douche.

It doesn't help that he's strolling round at 0,0001 mph - he looks more like pool security scoping the joint than a carefree holidaymaker.

Either walk like you have to be somewhere, or stay the fuck still, soak up the sun with a drink and a smile on your face and just enjoy life.

[anabolichalo]

It doesn't help that he's strolling round at 0,0001 mph - he looks more like pool security scoping the joint than a carefree holidaymaker.

Either walk like you have to be somewhere, or stay the fuck still, soak up the sun with a drink and a smile on your face and just enjoy life.

he should do like me

just order one drink after the other, get smashed and then the girls will come (or not)

[Skorp1o]

he should do like me

just order one drink after the other, get smashed and then the girls will never come

Fixed

[DroppingPlates]

THE PROBLEM IS THAT WHITE WOMEN HAVE MORE CLASS

Fixed

[anabolichalo]

Fixed

"class" whats that

[El Diablo Blanco]

Thats because he look shit shit a blob a fridge with a big belly now if this guy was at the pool party everbody would have being staring and wanting to hook up.

Dream on.  That physique probably gets him more stares from queers than women.  Any time in vegas at the pools there are all sorts of negroes with solid abs and physiques and not getting any tail.  Even saw this one white dude that had the same physique as this negro in the photo and wasn't getting any attention.  CHicks today care more about ugly tats and attitudes than they do about physiques.

[DroppingPlates]

"class" whats that

Being selective on higher hierarchy qualities

[SuperTed]

Turned into a pretty great thread last time:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=433113.0

 

[Icelord]

Dream on.  That physique probably gets him more stares from queers than women.  Any time in vegas at the pools there are all sorts of negroes with solid abs and physiques and not getting any tail.  Even saw this one white dude that had the same physique as this negro in the photo and wasn't getting any attention.  CHicks today care more about ugly tats and attitudes than they do about physiques.

This.

A thin residue of the female population is legitimately excited by the sight of a muscular man with a low body fat index. They generally only fuck you once and move onto the next.

The other 98% either want money or a personality, even if it's a douchebag one with tribal tattoos and an oversized watch hanging off a meaty guido's wrist. As was mentioned, you'll likely have a glut of compliments from other men, gay or straight.

But the guy in the video isn't even in good shape, so I'm starting to wonder if it was done deliberately, as a parody of himself and the bodybuilding aesthetic in the context of the general population. Would make more sense than to see it as an attempt to show off.

[SuperTed]

But the guy in the video isn't even in good shape, so I'm starting to wonder if it was done deliberately, as a parody of himself and the bodybuilding aesthetic in the context of the general population. Would make more sense than to see it as an attempt to show off.

Thats what I was thinking too.

[gracie bjj]

people love a muscle guy that is humble n treats people good n has great sense of humor, no one likes a arrogant self centered meathead type of guy

[El Diablo Blanco]

This.

A thin residue of the female population is legitimately excited by the sight of a muscular man with a low body fat index. They generally only fuck you once and move onto the next.

The other 98% either want money or a personality, even if it's a douchebag one with tribal tattoos and an oversized watch hanging off a meaty guido's wrist. As was mentioned, you'll likely have a glut of compliments from other men, gay or straight.

But the guy in the video isn't even in good shape, so I'm starting to wonder if it was done deliberately, as a parody of himself and the bodybuilding aesthetic in the context of the general population. Would make more sense than to see it as an attempt to show off.

The vid is just a snippet of an even longer video.  He was documenting his road to some championship or something.  A day in the life type thing.  This was a legit vid of him at the pool thinking he was hot shit.

[Icelord]

The vid is just a snippet of an even longer video.  He was documenting his road to some championship or something.  A day in the life type thing.  This was a legit vid of him at the pool thinking he was hot shit.

Then you could argue that he wasn't trying to impress anyone there. They might've just been props on the stage of his bodybuilding lifestyle to set the mood when he's relaxing outdoors. I've watched that video twice and I really don't get the vibe he's cruising women or trying to get their attention, especially when he flexes by himself for the camera. It looks like he's in his own bubble and oblivious to the surroundings, which is something you notice in a lot of other bodybuilder training videos. I recall Jay Cutler stripping down to his briefs during the middle of a workout in his "One Step Closer" video, completely disinterested in everyone who was working out around him. But yeah, reinforces negative stereotypes about these guys, etc.

[bradistani]

I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

if that pool was full of getbiggers ,the water would have ended up resembling tapioca pudding once rob started bouncing those pecs

[Parker]

Dream on.  That physique probably gets him more stares from queers than women.  Any time in vegas at the pools there are all sorts of negroes with solid abs and physiques and not getting any tail.  Even saw this one white dude that had the same physique as this negro in the photo and wasn't getting any attention.  CHicks today care more about ugly tats and attitudes than they do about physiques.

Problem is, not too many dudes have Ulisses physique, and he does have "attitude". Plus, his modeling pics are well known.
You may have women say, "Aren't you that guy?" Or "you look like that guy, with the 'U' name..."
And all he has to say is "Yeah, I'm that guy...", and then it's "OMG..."

And it's on.

When people have tons of tats, sometimes it's better to stand out and have none...with a positive attitude, and a great physique...

Burneika is a tool, a dude who flamed out before he started. He was hyped to be the next best thing. Come to find out, he was the next best joke.

[bradistani]

Dream on.  That physique probably gets him more stares from queers than women.  Any time in vegas at the pools there are all sorts of negroes with solid abs and physiques and not getting any tail.  Even saw this one white dude that had the same physique as this negro in the photo and wasn't getting any attention.  CHicks today care more about ugly tats and attitudes than they do about physiques.

that's a pussy slaying physique if ever there was one.

[Icelord]

that's a pussy slaying physique if ever there was one.

Yes. Once the guy has spit his game and won the girl's confidence. Once they're in the bedroom and he takes his shirt off, he'll have her speaking in gibberish and begging to be degraded by someone with a Greek God physique like his.

However, that isn't what was being implied in that post he replied to. The idea that you can simply "get" women by looking like that is only true for a tiny minority of them. The majority will be like, "ok, you've got abs. What else do you do?"

if that's your only selling point, you won't get buns

qed