I'll play. Here's me right now:
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 242
BF: 14% (calipers on Monday, like every Monday...seven site)
Arms (same measurement on both sides, yeah for me): 17.75"
neck: 18.75" (too much wrestling as a youth, football, and jiu jitsu. I want Tommy's crown)
calves: left = 17.5. right = 19. Left knee injury as youth in football led to nerve damage and atrophy. Not that girls care about calf symmetry. But if they do, I'm screwed.
chest: 51" expanded
left thigh as largest part: 29.5"
right thigh at largest part: 28.25"
waist at navel: 36.5"