Foul mouthed Hawaiian woman

[Roger Bacon]

You're an idiot, and your idea would have potentially ended very badly.  Trying to wrestle control of a car while a passenger, especially from a driver who is this hostile and driving at speed is a potentially fatal act.  Only an idiot would risk their life attempting this under such circumstances.  And it wasn't a license test, the man was a car salesman and the woman a potential purchaser taking it for a test drive.

You're such a pussy... lol

She's just a woman, you could push her out of the way and stop the car easily.

[Icelord]

You're such a pussy... lol

She's just a woman, you could push her out of the way and stop the car easily.

Let it go, he's finally calmed down and dropped it. 

[Wolfox]

Any white guy with sculpted stubble and an open collared shirt with a coat on is a yuppie in my eyes. You'll see them walking down the street in groups of 3 or 4 on weekend nights, usually with one token skinny black guy in their group, laughing at their inside jokes and being heatedly critical of a place they just ate at or alternatively praising the acting of a movie they just saw. Also remarking on the amount of fine pussy in the club they just visited, usually use ebonics for emphasis.

They visualize perfection but in praxis they are just barely above mediocrity.

[Roger Bacon]

Let it go, he's finally calmed down and dropped it. 

oops... hate to get that guy fired up again

[Icelord]

oops... hate to get that guy fired up again

The guy fucking video taped it with the phone casually tucked away in his lap because he was so petrified that bitch would catch him doing it and tear his head off. HE obviously couldn't do what I was suggesting. I was saying in a life or death situation, you bet your ass I won't let someone smash me into a telephone pole. Especially a fat brown piece of shit with the vocabulary of a crack-smoking sailor.

[visualizeperfection]

"Big" Roger Bacon.

Cock of steel.

I told a girl I was banging that I knew you on the internet and she got so excited that Im now down 60 bucks due to needing the Plan B pill.

Your name alone caused her to ovulate mid-coitus.

[Icelord]

"Big" Roger Bacon.

Cock of steel.

I told a girl I was banging that I knew you on the internet and she got so excited that Im now down 60 bucks due to needing the Plan B pill.

Your name alone caused her to ovulate mid-coitus.

Damn, that wasn't just me who had that happen when I name dropped RB in the middle of planting a fat load of baby batter in my bitch?
we can form a union

[visualizeperfection]

Damn, that wasn't just me who had that happen when I name dropped RB in the middle of planting a fat load of baby batter in my bitch?
we can form a union

you had me at "baby batter"

<3

[Icelord]

you had me at "baby batter"

<3

Population paste. 

[Roger Bacon]

"Big" Roger Bacon.

Cock of steel.

I told a girl I was banging that I knew you on the internet and she got so excited that Im now down 60 bucks due to needing the Plan B pill.

Your name alone caused her to ovulate mid-coitus.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

coitus

You're the real hero bro you and the Ice Lord

[Icelord]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

coitus

You're the real hero bro you and the Ice Lord

We do AIGHT. But we lack your postcount and the legendary status that kind of posting power confers on a user of this forum. We need more chevrons. 

[visualizeperfection]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

coitus

You're the real hero bro you and the Ice Lord

hey bro look at my personal text in recognition of you.

me and icelord are getbig tiny tits in comparison to your big swinging dickery

[sean]

Ok ok ok.. So how would everyone have liked to see this end?

[Icelord]

Ok ok ok.. So how would everyone have liked to see this end?

Here's my speculation on how it ended.

They got back to the dealership in one piece. She asked to speak with the manager and reported him for verbally abusing her. Then said she would keep looking at other dealerships, and left.

The salesman, for his part, went home and uploaded the video of their secretly videotaped argument to Youtube like a spineless bitch while mashing F5 to wait for the "I feel you bro" comments to start flooding in.

[Roger Bacon]

We do AIGHT. But we lack your postcount and the legendary status that kind of posting power confers on a user of this forum. We need more chevrons.  

I'm a high school Senior and you two are the coolest Freshman I know... I've learned a lot about trolling from Icelord. It's like he's been here forever. Would love to be his original usernames...  

hey bro look at my personal text in recognition of you.

me and icelord are getbig tiny tits in comparison to your big swinging dickery

Very nice, I'm honored... Marty Champions gave me that nickname when I saved Bill Falcon from a booby trapped tranny whore house. Welcome to the family!!


"Big" Roger F. Neegars^^^

[visualizeperfection]

I'm a high school Senior and you two are the coolest Freshman I know... I've learned a lot about trolling from Icelord. It's like he's been here forever. Would love to be his original usernames...  

Very nice, I'm honored... Marty Champions gave me that nickname when I saved Bill Falcon from a booby trapped tranny whore house. Welcome to the family!!


"Big" Roger F. Neegars^^^

Sounds like my friday night!!!

I would of rescued you cock first bro!

[The Ugly]

Mexicans with surfboards.

[visualizeperfection]

Mexicans with surfboards.

they fucking hate white people.

more than the most racist white people hate black folks.

[The Ugly]

they fucking hate white people.

more than the most racist white people hate black folks.

I know that, I've been there. Fuck em. Let's see how they survive without Haole tourism.

[visualizeperfection]

they can go back to cannibalism for all I give a shit.

id rather go to cancun and enjoy better beaches and indigenous that want me there