Uncle Junior - Discussions

[Icelord]

LOL, self-owning of epic proportions. No fair dinkum guy would punch a woman in the face because she humiliated him on the internet. Wtf, Josh, get a grip on yourself.

Oh yes we would. If you only knew how many women whose faces I'd like to cave in with my fist on a daily basis. I still remember shit that was done to me 15 years ago that I haven't brought to justice yet.

[ismoseppo]

Oh yes we would. If you only knew how many women whose faces I'd like to cave in with my fist on a daily basis.

thank fucking gawd finally someone who says what most guys think
so many chicks need to get driven in the face to come back to earth---doesnt mean we are gonna run out and do it, just means we think about it

basile looks at teenage girls and hes a good guy but we say this and we are bad--oh brother

[ChopperRider]

Some men will come to your address or agreed address, they will be carrying.

You will give them Potato and all relevant documents.

They will check markings of Potato against few pics you posted.

If all good, they will take Potato from you and hand you a brown envelope with $10,000 in it.

Count it quickly and make sure you are satisfied.

I will post pictures of me and Potato here in London and do progress reports for you to show Potato is happy, eating rump steak 3 times a day and I will post pictures of Potato playing with me and BS when we vacation together or when BS comes to London.

Enjoy the 10k, go fuck some whores, get some blow, gamble a little bit or do whatever you wanna do.

When the money runs out think twice about doing another stupid thread about me if you want to negotiate more deals?

I was thinking maybe a threesome with me BS and your girl could be next on the agenda?

How much you want for that?
 

Thread hurtles past the epitome of stupidity.

[ismoseppo]

take chopper rider for good and we can make it 8 grand 

[Icelord]

Just last week I was standing at a Shoppers Drug Mart in a long line. New cash register opens up, I walk to it and other people slowly follow. Some white bitch with black hair in a ponytail, late 20s, gets behind me and starts spewing an endless stream of explosive profanities in my ear because I had the nerve to go to the new line without letting her in front of me (because she'd been ahead in the old one and thought that gave her some kind of right to be in front). Even the cashier was looking at the ground, embarrassed. This went on for like 3 minutes straight. I didn't say a word and just smirked in silence. Don't you think I fantasize about taking a machete and slicing her open like a prosciutto when I'm pissed off?

I have countless examples like that dude.

[Icelord]

joon just sent me a pic of the men he'll be hiring for the job of the pet exchange, all armed of course:

[ChopperRider]

take chopper rider for good and we can make it 8 grand 

http://www.pocketfives.com/f10016/improved-clotilda-felipe-montenegro-676938/

Reply #11 you claim to be a 274 lb powerlifter with 4 cage fights.

Little trouble telling the truth cupcake?

[Knooger]

[Icelord]

Best

[ismoseppo]

No actually Josh knows this cos I pm'd him before this thread earlier on this afternoon.

I wanted to buy BS a dog anyway, talked about it in a thread few days ago.

Won 11k tonight on William Hill

So I thought there would be no better present that to buy the dog of someone BS truly hates and give it to her.

Can you imagine the look on her face?

Hey sweetheart guess what I just bought Josh's dog for you, let me introduce to you Potato, that a boy!

Priceless!

if this is supposed to get me mad brutal attempt

you still havent given me a timeframe--i want an exact timeframe so i know whats what

heres a thought--take a pic of you holding, lets say 20 thousand british pounds--at least then you will have some cred

[ismoseppo]

http://www.pocketfives.com/f10016/improved-clotilda-felipe-montenegro-676938/

Reply #11 you claim to be a 274 lb powerlifter with 4 cage fights.

Little trouble telling the truth cupcake?

i do have 4 cage fights thats not a lie
1-3
powerlifter--well i do have a 415 bench--604 dead and 585 squat when i was juiced to all hell and weighing in the 270s
there was threads on my fights on getbig

lol at joon sending you my pocketfives info
what a loser

[pedro01]

Excellent we have a deal.

Just to warn to I know all Potato's markings from previous post and pics you have posted.

So when I say I want Potato I expect Potato, I hope you catch what I am trying to say, no funny business.

We will make arrangements in due course in the next few days.

I want you to check what quarantine laws apply for bringing over dog from Canada to UK and I want all Potatos relevant documents, registration, medical history etc and whatever else I need.

Clearly you care very much about Potato like you said you do.

Fact is you could offer me 20 million for Bikinislut's info and I would tell you to fuck off.

That's the difference between me and you son.

Money means fuck all to me and I am all heart.

Now we have a deal and everyone knows on here I am a man of my word.

In before Joon uses quarantine as an excuse to welch.

[pedro01]

If I knew Joon would give me 10,000 grand, I would shave my nuts and he could have two potatos.

Pmsl....

[ismoseppo]

Josh is silly, fact is he could be real good player if he didn't tilt so much and I would have staked him too in some MTT's but he insists on waste his time on doing dumass things rather than concentrating on making money and doing something he actually is good at other than constantly talking shit.

yes trying to live a better life mentally is dumass
i got bored with poker--nothing else--just bored

youve never seen me play yet tell me i tilt--wow arent you a psychic

give me exact details on when the men in the yacht are coming for potato--i want to spend good moments with her before she goes

[King Shizzo]

Pmsl....

[King Shizzo]

Joon, I would like some more money (since you seem to be in a giving mood)

[Icelord]

Joon, I would like some more money (since you seem to be in a giving mood)

lol
you're shameless

[The Ugly]

Some men will come to your address or agreed address, they will be carrying.

 

Just caught this.

Why would you post such a thing? I mean, what are we supposed to think? You're gonna have Josh shot if he pulls the ol' pug switcheroo, or you fear li'l Potato might not go willingly?

[ismoseppo]

Fine no problem I will do a video of me holding 20k in cash, maybe even tomorrow.

Any other requests?

no
if you hold up 20 thousand british pounds cash in my eyes you have cred and i will shut up
i cant speak for others but to me thats a chunk of change

[ismoseppo]

Man you don't think I read all your poker forum posts.

I was a losing player for years before I got my shit together.

You can do it if you really want to and the sad thing is I KNOW you got talent, you just don't want to use it and change your life.

if you want to stake me hi stakes fine--no hold em garbage tho

plo8--plo---2-7td--stud hilo

yes i have the talent, like i said i got bored
creepy you going on other forums checking me oout tho

[ismoseppo]

Just caught this.

Why would you post such a thing? I mean, what are we supposed to think? You're gonna have Josh shot if he pulls the ol' pug switcheroo, or you fear li'l Potato might not go willingly?

they carry in canada they can say bye bye for 3 years
its an auto 3 year sentence in canada for carrying a concealed gun----check the criminal code

i may paint a pomeranian black and pass it off

[ChopperRider]

i do have 4 cage fights thats not a lie
1-3
powerlifter--well i do have a 415 bench--604 dead and 585 squat when i was juiced to all hell and weighing in the 270s
there was threads on my fights on getbig

lol at joon sending you my pocketfives info
what a loser

http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/14/jill-kelley-honorary-consul/comment-page-1/

November 14, 2012 comment at 3:03 pm

Maybe you do tell the truth once in a while.

[King Shizzo]

Done!

Just cos I like Shizzo and just to piss other people off I am sending him $250 tomorrow just for asking the question.

You don't ask you don't get!

Remind me tomorrow Shizzo  cos its 5.30 in morning here and I need to go bed now and i'll get it down.

Being an entertaining poster pays!

Boom!!! 

[ismoseppo]

Done!

Just cos I like Shizzo and just to piss other people off I am sending him $250 tomorrow just for asking the question.

You don't ask you don't get!

Remind me tomorrow Shizzo  cos its 5.30 in morning here and I need to go bed now and i'll get it down.

Being an entertaining poster pays!

why would it piss people off
hell send him a grand,...all the power to shizzo

[ismoseppo]

http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/14/jill-kelley-honorary-consul/comment-page-1/

November 14, 2012 comment at 3:03 pm

Maybe you do tell the truth once in a while.

AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

thats fucking gold i wonder  who did that

props